Jumping Jehovah!

  

Post: Whoo! Thats a lot of pictures. They’re kinda fucked up, I’m sorry. So, ladies and gents, I don’t discriminate, jumpsuits are back. I love jumpsuits. Zip zip its on and you look great. These are the necessary SL jumpsuits for this spring. You have the options of long, short, or mid, long sleeve or short, halter top etc. They’re all in vibrant colors and look best when belted. So go buy one and wear a belt.

These credits are for the big pictures.

1
Hair: Epoque *Old hair fair gift, no longer for sale*
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Makeup: Cheap Makeup
Necklace: Paper Couture
Shoes: Vive 9
Nails: Izzie’s
Jumpsuit: R.icielli

2
Hair: Elikatira
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Makeup: Cheap Makeup
Jumpsuit: Celoe
Shoes: Elikatira
Earrings: Paper Couture
Nails: Izzie’s

3
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Necklace: Paper Couture
Jumpsuit: Emery *not sure if on sale anymore*
Shoes: Lelutka
Nails: Izzie’s

4
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Shirt: LMK
Jumpsuit: Milk Motion *not sure if on sale anymore*
Earrings: FuLo
Belt: fri.day
Shoes: Epoque

5

Hair: Elikatira
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Earrings: FuLo
Jumpsuit: R.icielli
Bra: Epoque
Shoes: fri.day

Uptown downtown

Post: hello! I’m on my way to church. Yes, I’m a God fearing person. Hallelujer. So I was gonna blog something else but I had a burst of horniness which sprouted a flame of inspiration within me. I was just talking abour God wasn’t I. Well feeling horny is part of the life cycle, so you akward teenage girl, there’s nothing wrong with touching yourself. Just don’t use household objects and put them back. Yuck. So the skirt is by mon tissu and i bought it a while back and i didn’t know how to wear it so i guess i figured it out. I added the tights for a clash burst of color. The earrings are from barcode. They’re so cool. I love jewelry that is big ans flashy but not shiny and primy. Everything else is recycled.

Hair: epoque
Skin: fashionably dead
Glasses: alphavillan
Jacket: wasted youth *closed*
Jacket: lethal Couture
Skirt: mon tissu
Stockings: royal blue
Heels: fri.day
Nails: izzie’s
Earrings: barcode
Pose: pda

The Tea

Post: Hello! The Epoch fair has begun. I hate fairs. I don’t like them at all. I want a marketplace fair thing. I hate the pushing, the walking, the stiletto bites from the walking, the sweat, the breaking of piggy banks, the lag and the way I get whistled at for walking around naked. Yes, I’m sorry. I don’t like fairs, even though the stuff is calling me. So Irie Campese told me to put some ecstasy in my wine and I went. I went to the clown one and the black and white one (I’m clearly not good with memorizing the named) and I picked up the skirt, shirt, and heels. I look like a superstah. So I guess the fair lasts for two weeks, not sure if new designers keep coming in or if this is the final deal. No idea, ask Anya Ohmai. Theres also the mix & mesh at Avenue. I wanted to go to get the jumpsuit by R.icielli that’s real cute. But, I’m lazy and I ran out of ecstasy. Go check it out. See ya soon!

The Model Wears;
Hair: Femme Fatale Bun in Blonde by Paper Couture
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
 Hat: You Won’t Be Satisified (Grenades &  Feathers) by Split Pea
Shirt: Escher Shirts With Birds by NERD.P 
Skirt: High Waist Skirt in White by Milk Motion
Stockings: Stockings 27 in Opaque Black by Sheer
Heels: Acapella Pumps V2 by HouseOfFox
Earrings: Ewa Ram Earrings in Gold by LaGyo
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Pose: PDA

 

The Mud Piles

Post: Hello! I’ve been blogging an awful lot. Shooting them out of my anus like these professional bloggers. Sometimes I question how these chicks do it, it takes time and energy, so if you have a job, school, or a life its kinda hard. Maybe they’re robots like Jennifer Aniston. Is Aniston spelled like Anniston or Aniston? I’ve had time on my hands so I’ve been putting my hands to work, then I blog. Trying to get some humor into this post. I’ve decided that I don’t like mesh. I’ve been trying to wear certain mesh items and its kinda hard to layer. It’s annoying. Everything is so annoying. Grrr. Anywho, I’ll blog something else some other day.

The Model Wears:
Hair: S h i
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Vest: fri.day
Jacket: Lethal Couture
Pants: Paper Bag
Belt: Surf Couture
Necklace: Paper Couture
Heels: A Bomb
Gloves: Royal Blue
Pose: PDA

Stunnah

Post: Hey Yo Seawn, You Mr. Kingston! I love that song. I also love This Is What Makes Us Girls by Lana Del Rey. She’s a cool cat. What’s popping jellybean? Happy PDA Day. I’m so bitter I’m turing yellow. It’s gross. No one wants to tap this, which I honestly doubt. I’m starting to turn into Jennifer Aniston. She gets tapped for like two months and splits. Either she’s really boring in bed (I kinda believe that), or she has a weird stench that comes out of her which men discover in about two months, or she’s a robot. I visited Back To Black today. I picked up some stuff, including that little black number from Vive9. I also visited Shi. She has some very high quality clothing and hairs. But, she sells set outfits and I would prefer to just buy separate items to mix and match. Go visit Back To Black, its for a good cause, its for mental illnesses. I don’t like fairs at all but I always go to help out, so go. I did it and so should you. See ya soon!

The Model Wears:
Hair: S h i
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Blush: LG Concept
Bodysuit: Vive9
Feet: SLink
Gloves: S h i
Ring: LaGyo
Necklace: Ganked
Pose: PDA

 

Ms. Trampe

Post:  Hello! I’m backish. I’ve had a long hard week so I’ve been lusting for computer time. I actually feel like the computer makes me tenser than unwinding, maybe because my computer is a rock age one that has a mental disability because its always telling me its not responding. Shh, don’t tell him or he’ll shut down on me forever and I really don’t need that right now. I’m chilling and listening to some Lana Del Rey. She’s a cool cat, and her lips! If they’re botox, she better send me over her doctah’s numbah. I picked up some goodies at Collarbor 88. I love this place, 88Ls for a shirt and dress (indiviually that is). I saw an albino asian woman at the mall in the living flesh, I was like, “Rub me, I want some luck.” They’re some cool peeps. I’m sorry about the plain background, I’m not a huge fan of those but I’m a lazy bum. Um, I guess thats all for now. See ya soon!

The Model Wears;
Hair: Lamb
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Glasses: DDL
Jacket: Part of a jacket from The Boutique
Shirt: ufo *COLLARBOR 88
Skirt: Part of a dress from Nylon Outfitters *COLLARBOR 88
Heels: Elikatira
Pose: PDA

Swaggin’ Waggin’

Post: Hello! Ugh, sometimes the word post before my posts annoy me but I can’t live without it. I’m not even supposed to be 500 feet near my computer. I have homework or as my mom puts it, “You should rest your brain, now let me play Bubbleshooter.” She loves bubbleshooter. But, today I’ve overdosed her sleeping pills and she’s out. (She doesn’t take sleeping pills, but she’s out… at the mall shopping again). So, I had to blog this little number. The chemise is from when I used to be a stripper, yes I once was a street walker collecting pennies to buy me that gorgeous dress, I bet if I were a real stripper I’d wear my clothes out and about too. I could really rock Julia Robert’s little number. The skirt is from the secret store, everyone has blogged it. I bought it a long while ago but never found the right outfit and I hope this outfit is right. Just like half of my inventory. I buy shit then never wear it, it annoys me. Then, I cry in Lila’s arms that I don’t have anything to wear while her inventory is made out of  12356 thousand items. Oh, me and my deep-set misery. WordPress needs to keep up with my voice, everything is supposedly grammatically incorrect. I went to high school and got a real diploma and I didn’t sleep with any of my teachers, except gym because he was cute. Just kidding. Everything else is recycled. See ya next week, no computer usage on weekdays, I promised!

So SL is fucking me over so I don’t have full name credits. Sorry, I’ll try to fix that.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Fresh in Black by Elikatira
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Bird Skin by Fashionably Dead
Makeup: Twiggy by La Malvada Mujer
Chemise: Linc
Blouse: LMK
Skirt: The Secret Store
Tights: Izzie’s
Heels: Pixel Mode
Earrings: Oversized Enamel Hoop Earrings by Paper Couture
Pose: PDA

Oh These Deep Set Roots Of Mine!

Post:  I have no idea why I write the word post before each post but I just can’t get rid of it. Hello! I’ve been around, but negligent to my precious blog. I need to be inspired to photograph and blog, I just can’t send them out of my tush like these professional bloggers. I need time to style, to shop, to think, to find a location, to relog ten times, to photograph and edit, then finally post. It takes me 5647392039 hours. It’s hard work children. Anyways, I made a friend! Lila Vila is now my friend (her last name isn’t actually Vila, duh!). She’s probably like, this bish just put me on blast. And she might just think I’m some weird ass loner who smokes weed. But, she’s on my list and thats what counts. So, I picked up vive’s weave at collarbor88. It’s cute and I love roots, so thats awesome. I also received this dress from Boom and its so cute. It’s mesh and I had refused to wear/blog mesh because I have the Phoenix viewer and to wear mesh you have to put your preferences on med or high = lag!  But, it’s so cute that I couldn’t resist, and the lag wasn’t dreadful. I figured out that I fit small through large, so I can either squeeze or relax.  Also, I visited DDL. It’s an accesory story by Melina Anatine. She sells jewelry and glasses. Her glasses are bomb. I bought 3 pairs, I couldn’t help myself and neither did the screaming piggy bank in my purse. Her store is also sooo dreadfully cute. I adore it. And last but not least, the Roman Bag 2.0. I love it. It’s so cute and glamourous. Everything is recycled, go check these places out!

The Model Wears:
Hair: Tall Tales Pony in Albine w/ Roots by Vive9 @ Collarbor88
Skin: Bird Skin V3 in Black Brows by Fashionably Dead (Only 250L, I think)
Lips: Lost My Keys by Pididdle
Glasses: Raining Inside in Green 2 by DDL
Cape: Cape Coat in White by BP*
Dress: Oslo Baggy Sweater Dress in Indigo by *BOOM*
Tights: Large Fishnets by Izzie’s
Belt: Vanessa in Smoky by R.icielli
Earrings: Ewa Ram Earring in Gold by LaGyo
Ring: Anais Ring by LaGyo
Shoes: Move Pumps in Nude by Elikatira
Socks: Knitt Socks in Grey  by SMS
Bag: The Roman 2.0 by HouseOfFox
Pose: Too Young To Burn by PDA

The Wiggery

Post: Hello! Merry Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanzaa. Phoenix Viewer released a mesh viewer and I’m psyched. The downfall is that I have to change the preferences to high to be able to see the mesh items, while in other viewers you don’t have too. Um, I’m not sure what else to say, I had a few things on my list. Ummmm. I don’t know. Four Corners is still going on (Don’t take my word because I have no idea)? Ummmm. Yep.

The Model Wears;
Hair: Simplest Bob in Monochrome by Epoque *Old Hair Fair Gift*
Skin: C88 Neon Corner in Dark Brows Tan by Tres Blah
Lips: Le Vernis #1 by La Malvada Mujer

Jackets: Studded Biker Jacket in Black by BeetleBones *Four Corners* MESH
Shirt: Part of Lace Cut Ballerina by Paper Couture
Skirt: Hannah Skirt in Red by Doppleganger
Stockings: After Party Knee High Stockings by La BlaQ

Heels: Arch Boots in Nude by HouseOfFOX
Necklace: Pearl Strand Necklace by Paper Couture
Purse: Nostalgia Bag in Taupe by Hawthorne

Pose: PDA *50L Friday Thing*