Monthly Archives: June 2012

Awfully Pale

Post: Hello! Well I sure am pooped. I’ve beaching almost everyday and when I beach, I go hard. I swim, run around, play racquetball, I do it all. Nuts. The water is so warm. Oh Jehovah, I sure love the summer. I’ve got killer tan lines, even though I’m not into big dark tans. I like to be sunkissed. So anyways, Nylon Outfitters, owned by Nylon Pinkney (the swagger mastah) has released some new cute stuff. This new cute stuff includes this super cute romper, rigged mesh beach dresses (or are they full mesh, well they’re still mesh), shorts, tanks, bustiers. Cool stuff. I’ll forward the blog post so that you can take a look before heading out into the wild wild desert of Tableau. There you go. So, the romper comes in pale pink, green, blue, and a cool floral red. The belt is drawn in or whatever you call things that aren’t prim. Simple, classic, gorgeous. I love the layering of the booby area. My outfit is horridly pale, I have no idea what’s up with that. I like color. But what the hell. Yummy, owned by Polyester Partridge, released these cool anus shades. They are color change, but I love the cheetah print. Everything is recycled, except for the kinda still new Bowie Heels by Fashionably Dead. I’m gonna go eat some pizza flavored Goldfish cracker things. The name just slipped my mind. Pizza flavor, it’s a latin party in your mouth.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Principe in Platinum by CheerNo
Skin: Nyx by Fashionably Dead
Lips: Lost My Keys by Pididdle
Jacket: Boyfriend Blazer in Beige by So Many Styles
Shirt: Tied Denim Shirt by ISON
Romper: Belted Romper in Aquamarine by NO
Earrings: Ewa Ram in Gold by LaGyo
Necklace: Knotted Snake Necklace by Paper Couture
Rings: Shield Rings in White by LaGyo
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Boots: Bowie Heels in Floral 2 by FD
Glasses: Anouk Glasses by Yummy
Pose: PDA

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Post: Hello! What’s popping skillets? Or is it fresh skillets? Not sure. I’m chilling on my bed with a plate of nasty way too ripe grapes at 10:41 PM Eastern time. I feel like the fruit of the loom, or at least one of them. I also feel like a G, but that’s just mother nature giving me way too much confidence. It’ll all be gone by tomorrow. So, my nipples are staring at you, almost like the way Nicki Minaj stares at you in those Vevo ads for her Starships video and you’re not sure if you’re disturbed or slightly turned on in a disturbing way. That’s the way I feel about the old man at my corner store. He’s so old, but I love oldies. They’re so cute and senile. Hilarious. I might adopt a little elderly senile woman so that I can dress her up and we can wear matching plastic bags over our rollers when we go out.  Ok, no more funny business, let’s get down to business. What the hell is NYX? Well Sir or Ma’am, (I clearly don’t judge), NYX is one of the new skins out NOW at Fashionably Dead, owned and directed by the great buttery Toast Bard. Grr, Toast is such a cool name. Definitely envious. Toast has released a collection of about a gagillion skins and they’re cool. NYX comes in the basic black, blonde, red, brown, and no eyebrows option that the previous skins come in. But, what makes this skin specialier is that it comes with a gagillion different types of eyebrows, broadening your eyebrow selection. You got your structured, arched, unkept, thin eyebrows in different curves and thicknesses. And, this skin has no pubic hair. So, for those that aren’t naturalists like us, you’ve got your wish. The naturalists can add a pubic hair layer from somewhere else. This skin also looks like it has a creamier texture. NYX comes with these cool very natural and realistic nude lips. The shading on this skin is also kick ass, as you can seen around the breasts, armpits, and cheeks. (I always darken these areas with photoshop, but for this picturah only the cheeks and underneath the breasts were darkened very very lightly and I’m wearing blush by LG Concept). The eyelashes are also photoshopped. NYX is pretty much a very nude face skin, except for the eye makeup which is light, so it’s a good skin to have as a canvas for mixing and matching makeups, which are now being sold by Toast as well. I couldn’t decide if I like the color or b&w photo better, so you get both. Here is a link to Toast’s blog where are all the skins are pictured so you can take a look before going out to buy it. . I’ll probably post this tomorrow morning so you’ll be like, it’s definitely not 10:41 PM eastern time, or maybe I’ll post it now. Decisions, decisions. Go pick up NYX or any other one. And of course, always demo skins before you buy them because just because I look like one hot mama doesn’t mean you will.

The Model Wears:
Turban: Fabby Turban in Lemon by Yummy
Brooch: Part of viscus merte dress by equus
Skin: Nyx in Sculpted Black Brows Curved Thick by Fashionably Dead
Lips: Midnight Star Lips by Cheap Makeup
Blush: Blush in Brown by LG Concept

I added a poll because I’m feeling productive and I’m a loser.

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A Jeweled Kebab

Post: Hello! How you’ve been? I’ve been alright. Getting over my dog. Maybe I’ll get another one in the future. So, what the hell is a kebab and should you put jewels in or on it? Well, according to Wikipedia, a kebab is “is a wide variety of meat dishes originating in Iran (Persia) and later on adopted in the MiddleEast,Turkey, SouthAsia and AsiaMinor, that are now found worldwide. In English, kebab with no qualification generally refers more specifically to shish kebab served on the skewer.” Now, don’t throw rocks at me if thats not right, I have no flipping idea. I bet it’s delicious. I would definitely serve my kebab with jewels but I probably wouldn’t eat the jewels, only if they’re those ring pops. I was a sucker for those. Ha another ironic play on words. I used to wear like five at the same time. I felt like a sticky Liz Taylor. Chic2 is still going on… I think. I should be blogging for them but I wasn’t in the mood and I just had to blog about the new turbans by Yummy. Jesus, I love turbans. Did the Jesus people wear turbans? I sure hope so. I’ve already established that if I were ever cast for a Jesus movie, not that I’m auditioning, I’d be Mary Magdalene. No reason. I just think she’d have swag. I do apologize for seeming blasphemous, but I do have religious faith, so I can say these things. Anyways, I would shave my head and just wear those, just like Catherina Baba. She’s a cool ass chick. She wears turbans and rocks them. The turbans come in white, yellow, and mint for Collabor 88 June. Hopefully new colors and prints will be released pronto. Everything else is recycled except for the semi new Bowie Heels by Fashionably Dead. Go shove a kebab in your mouth.

The Model Wears; (Jesus, I gotta do everything. The model’s me, you know.)
Turban: Fabby Turban in Mint by Yummy *Collabor 88*
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by FD
Eyebrows: Anthology of Transition #2 *eyebrows only* by La Malvada Mujer
Lipstick: Lola Lipstick in Pale by Handmade
Blush: Blushes in Brown by LG Concept
Shirt: Oversize Dress in Nude by Vanguard
Pants: High Waisted Cigarette Trousers in Cream by ISON
Belt: Lucid Belt in Yellow by
Necklaces: Pearl Strand Set & Encrusted Emerald Set by Paper Couture
Earrings: Crystal Chandelier Earrings by Paper Couture
Boots: Bowie Heels in Floral 2 by FD
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Pose: Skin & Bones

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Waistful Roses

Post: Hello! I’ve been away. I had to put my dog down. He hurt himself and he became paralyzed from the waist down and that causes him not to be able to urinate and walk. It sucks. Surgery wouldn’t work, so we decided to take him out of his agony. It’s the saddest thing in the whole world. I stayed with him when she put him down because I felt like I owed that to him, like the way people don’t wanna die alone. Devastating. On a happier note, I was invited to be a blogger for the Chic2 event. So cool. I’ve never been invited for anything, not even for my own birthday parties. I picked up this little yellow number by Izzie’s. It’s so cute, with its fish scale like corset and poofy skirt. The event is still going on and it houses cool peeps like Izzie’s, LaGyo, ISON, CheerNo and many many more. Go check it out.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Epoque
Skin: FD
Glasses: hmaem
Earrings: paper couture
Vest: belote
Dress: anne
Stockings: epoque
Boots: kookie
Rings: ddl
Nails: izzie’s
Collar: lagyo
Belt: fd *collabor 88*

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Where The Hell Are The Bikinis?

Post: Hello! I’m mad. Grrr. So, I finally opened up my heart and mind to new experiences, such as Firestorm, and it sucks anus. Maybe not something as drastic as anus, more like popsicles. I shall tell you why. I like to take on location photos and I use everything SL has to offer such as the wind-light and clouds, but to get those you need to hike up graphics. When I do that, Firestorm crashes. So I was told I need to deselect the basic shaders box and then the clouds don’t show. Grrr. Annoying. I don’t know how to fix it, so if you do, holla at your homegirl. Also, no one has made bikinis or swimwear yet. Well, maybe they have but I haven’t been notified. It’s high school all over again. I’m pushed to the corner along with my fellow whores. Even though I wasn’t a whore in high school. I was nice. Anywho, I want swimwear! Some very vintage and cool, like something Wallis Simpson would wear. So I guess because I don’t have any swimwear, I gotta wear hot-pants and a sheer button shirt so now you get camel toe and nipples. Take that world. The picture sucks, look at my fake clouds and birds. Pathetico. Whatever. Oh, I’m also pissed off because. Got an epiphany. My battery pack broke so I had to pay hundreds of dollars for a battery pack. Now that sucks anus. Big anus. Ugh! Btw, let me know about any new swimwear!

The Model Wears:
Headpiece: Ce Cubic Effect
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Eyebrows: La Malvada Mujer
Shirt: ISON
Shorts: R.icielli
Glasses: Priss
Nails: Izzie’s
Feet: SLink
Bracelet: Armidi
Earrings: 7891

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