Wigstruck

Post:  Hello! What’s popping hot stuff? I was told that I shouldn’t say “what’s up?” nevertheless “what’s popping?”. I should stick to the pretty nice girl business and just say “how are you?” and distort my face into a sincere smile.  I don’t know if I can do that. I like to experiment. I also love the word baboon. It just rolls off of the tongue like nobody’s business. I had a list of rolling off the tongue words but I forgot them. I’ve got a paper to write about the soundtrack of my life. I don’t remember most of my life, so I don’t know what I’m gonna do. I’ll probably make up some dramatic events, or I’ll write it in hypothetical terms such as, “If I were ever cast in a Woody Allen movie, I would like for Blue Jeans by Lana Del Rey to play as I walk out of Penn Station onto the street. I’m wearing a fabulous  belted trench-coat with sheer black stockings. My hair is parted in the middle with long gorgeous waves with ombre looking californian highlights. My lips are full and red. I fumble with my pocketbook hung to my arm by with long golden intertwined chain, finally finding my pack cigarettes. I walk down the street as I pull out a cigarette from my pack and light it, taking a puff and releasing a large cloud of smoke, polluting the smoggy NYC air. My hands are covered in different rings. I’m walking like a supermodel, one foot in front of the other. Then, I trip in fall and the music changes.” There’s my essay. Anywho, those super uper cool pants are from Keane. They’re mesh and come in baggy and extra baggy. They also come with a cute belt. The pants are gorge. Everything else is recycled, except the new hair by epoque. It’s the guy hair thats like a pomp with shaved sides. See ya soon, gotta go kill people for my essay.

The Model Wears:
Hair:Pomp It Up in Void by Epoque
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Jacket: One Buttons Blazer in Leopard by ISON
Shirt:  Graphic Tee  in Merci Beau Coup by tres blah
Pants: Croatia Pants in Blue by Keane
Earrings: Ewa Ram Earrings in Gold by LaGyo
Glasses: Jackie O. Sunglasses by Nylon Outfitters
Shoelace: Shoelace Headband by =FT
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Shoes: UBU Drunks by Urban Bomb Unit
Pose: Ribbon

Mathildes

Post: Hello! It’s my birthday. Birthdays, thank yous and congratulations make me nervous and nauseous. I get all acquired and don’t know what to do. I don’t like fussing over myself, I do that enough when I touch myself. So, what’s popping boo? I went to the gym. I love it when all the foreign latin men check out my spandex hugged buttocks when I go  to spray down that horrid brown paper with that disgusting mud water. That’s pretty much it about my life. Now, lets move on to SL. I visited Cashmere for their nice hairless, and I found out that Cashmere is shared with another store for men called Keane. I forgot who owns it, but I know that the clothes are off the chain. I love men’s clothing. It adds that Olsen twins bagginess that is spectacular. So, the suit jacket is from Keane. It’s exaggeratedly large and baggy. It looks like a double breasted suit with large large glamourous shoulder pads. The coloring and shadowing is great. Hate Me and Eat Me, owned by riri bizzle (her last name isn’t really bizzle) and they’re grandma glasses. They’re like bottle bottoms, which I love. They come in a bunch of colored lenses and frames. Go pick them up. Go have sex or something.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Jacket: Keane
Shirt: Lethal Couture
Skirt: Emery
Stockings: No. 9
Heels: Pixel Mode
Nails: Izzie’s
Earrings: Paper Couture
Glasses: h.m.a.e.m
Pose: Del May

It’s My Birthday, And I’ll Cry If I Want too!

Post: Hello! It’s my birthday. Actually, it’s not until Monday, the 26th of March 1993. But who wants a birthday on Monday? Yuck. If I get a cheery happy birthday on Monday, I might deck someone. So, I’m 19! I’m a woman. Just don’t tell my mom. I can now have sex with BOYS! You can tell my mom that. I love to tell her I’m pregnant. But, I do it on such a regular basis that she doesn’t believe me anymore. I probably won’t have sex with men or little testosterone lacking little giggling boys. I do my homework and it’s easier that way. So, I revisited Cashmere. I had forgotten about this store. I tried to get the hairless photographed for free as a blogging price but the owner wouldn’t do it, but i bought it today. So, upstairs they have a male store called Keane. He or She’s got the cutest stuff eva. It’s all male stuff, but that just adds some urban bagginess to it. I bought some pants and a cool suit and these pants I’m wearing are from Cashmere actually. I’m not sure if the print from the jacket and the pants actually match, but I don’t care, it’s my birthday. I had some cake today. Yummy yum yum. I’ll see ya later. My mom’s hollering like a harlot singing in the garden, kiss me on my open mouth. Bye.

The Model Wears;
Hair: Cashmere
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Jacket: Aoharu *I always butcher this name & I don’t have SL open. Sorry.*
Pants: Cashmere
Shirt: Chantkare
Heels: House Of Fox
Nails: Izzie’s
Glasses: Epoque
Necklace: LaGyo
Belt: fri.day
Pose: Del May

Jumping Jehovah!

  

Post: Whoo! Thats a lot of pictures. They’re kinda fucked up, I’m sorry. So, ladies and gents, I don’t discriminate, jumpsuits are back. I love jumpsuits. Zip zip its on and you look great. These are the necessary SL jumpsuits for this spring. You have the options of long, short, or mid, long sleeve or short, halter top etc. They’re all in vibrant colors and look best when belted. So go buy one and wear a belt.

These credits are for the big pictures.

1
Hair: Epoque *Old hair fair gift, no longer for sale*
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Makeup: Cheap Makeup
Necklace: Paper Couture
Shoes: Vive 9
Nails: Izzie’s
Jumpsuit: R.icielli

2
Hair: Elikatira
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Makeup: Cheap Makeup
Jumpsuit: Celoe
Shoes: Elikatira
Earrings: Paper Couture
Nails: Izzie’s

3
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Necklace: Paper Couture
Jumpsuit: Emery *not sure if on sale anymore*
Shoes: Lelutka
Nails: Izzie’s

4
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Shirt: LMK
Jumpsuit: Milk Motion *not sure if on sale anymore*
Earrings: FuLo
Belt: fri.day
Shoes: Epoque

5

Hair: Elikatira
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Earrings: FuLo
Jumpsuit: R.icielli
Bra: Epoque
Shoes: fri.day

Whiskey in a teacup

Post: Hello! I just ate way too much pizza and Spongebob is on way too loud. My neighbors hate me. It’s like living next door to a ten year old. I’m 18 so I have no idea what whiskey tastes like. I’ve had some wine, but I thought it was bitter so I added some sugar to it and ate some chocolate with it. Yum yum. I’ve also had some vodka mixed drinks, like sprite and apple vodka. Teenage stuff. I’ve never had beer or cherry schnapps in the velvet night. I’m more of an herb person, if you follow my drift.  It’s less harsh on my throat and I don’t vomit or act like a disgustingly trashy drunk who’ll put anything in her mouth. That’s not cute boo boo. So what if some of my brain cells get killed? I can spell my name and recognize body parts, what else do you need in life?  But, when I become a drinker, I would like to have all my alcoholic drinks from a tea cup instead of a flask. No, I’m not a Lady Gaga copier or whatever you call those (and she’s stop with the teacup thing and she actually drinks tea). I’ve always been fascinated by tea cups. I love them. They’re so fragile and elegant. Tea party at my place! I want champagne in a teacup instead of a flute. Fuck my anus, my mom’s hollering about me being on the computer at10:22 p.m.eastern time. She hasn’t realized its spring break or that I’m 18. I’m practically a woman. Just don’t bring that up when she starts the “go out on your own speech”. I kinda think she thinks I’m a porn cam star on here. Well mother, I’m not. I don’t come online to rub my kashlopis for little teenage boys or old men. Anywho, Fleshtone has this cute gown on sale (top pictured above) and I love it. The print is gorgeous and so is its design. Also, Ison has released the blazers from the vintage fair. I had thought to drop Harry a memo offering him some cash to make me those blazers in different colors but he’s ahead of my thought process. Might be the herbs kicking in. Oh shut up. Everything else is recycled. Go do something fun.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Epoque *Old hair fair gift, no longer averrable*
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Makeup: La Malvada Mujer
Jacket: ISON
Shirt: Fleshtone *part of a gown*
Pants: ISON
Socks: So Many Styles
Shoes: COCO
Nails: Izzie’s
Earrings: Paper Couture
Scarf: Milk Motion
Pose: Del May

Fu(n)k your arse!

Post:  Hello! What’s up dawg? Ugh WordPress is already highlighting my words. Annoying! I’m listening to a song called Primadonna by Marina & The Diamonds. She’s so cute and I like her songs. I’ve been high as a kite on that nyquill. Love those. I hate it when i forget my ID to buy them, then they scrutinize me asking me if I’m actually 18. Then I gotta show my boobs and its a mess. Ok, so lets get down to business. Look at those shoes! They are from Hate Me and Eat Me. They are called Fu(n)k you shoes. They come in multiple colors which include emerald (middle) and electric blue (left). The left and right pictures are just hued so the shoes aren’t actually sold in those colors except the left which by conwinkidink is the same as electric blue. They also come in black, gold, and a nice pink nude color. They come with a matchable skin hud. WordPress is fucked, matchable is not a word and they didn’t spell squiggle that. They are so cool and well made. Sorry about the nudity, but sometimes being butt naked is easier than finding a whole outfit to blog and its cooler. Go pick them up. Leave me alone. Night

The Model Wears:
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Earrings: Barcode
Shoes: h.m.a.e.m
Nails: Izzies
Pose: Skin&Bones

Uptown downtown

Post: hello! I’m on my way to church. Yes, I’m a God fearing person. Hallelujer. So I was gonna blog something else but I had a burst of horniness which sprouted a flame of inspiration within me. I was just talking abour God wasn’t I. Well feeling horny is part of the life cycle, so you akward teenage girl, there’s nothing wrong with touching yourself. Just don’t use household objects and put them back. Yuck. So the skirt is by mon tissu and i bought it a while back and i didn’t know how to wear it so i guess i figured it out. I added the tights for a clash burst of color. The earrings are from barcode. They’re so cool. I love jewelry that is big ans flashy but not shiny and primy. Everything else is recycled.

Hair: epoque
Skin: fashionably dead
Glasses: alphavillan
Jacket: wasted youth *closed*
Jacket: lethal Couture
Skirt: mon tissu
Stockings: royal blue
Heels: fri.day
Nails: izzie’s
Earrings: barcode
Pose: pda

The Subway Gurl

Post: Hello! I’m using the WordPress quick post thing. They add a polaroid border around the picture, I like that. Good job WordPress. I shouldn’t keep mocking WordPress because someday I’m gonna log on and my blog will be gone from the face of planet cyber earth. So, what’s up peeps? This pic is old, like three days old and I still haven’t blogged it because WordPress was being a cuntoris and I wasn’t sure if I like it or not. It’s kinda dark. I like bright deep colors and this picture is kinda without it. I don’t know. I wanted to blog this picture because of this uber super cute shirt from ISON at collarbor88. Harry sent these shirt layers that you should wear under the shirt, but what’s the point of wearing a sheer shirt just for the illusion and not the nipple. Also, Priss released some new stuff that include this uber cute skirt, ugh I sound like a white peers with my uberness talk, and those glasses that are hot. Veyr summer. I’m on spring break. I’m gonna tan on my porch while Mr. Humbert watches me. See ya soon!

The Model Wears:
Hair: S h i (Comes with Paper Collar)
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Glasses: Priss (NEW)
Shirt: ISON (COLLARBOR88)
Skirt: Priss (NEW (they have them in solids))
Necklace: Paper Couture
Nails: Izzie’s

Fish

Post: Hello!  I’m not dead yet,  bad people don’t die early, they suffer a dreadful death on earth. Jesus, this morbid talk just gave me chills or maybe there’s a draft in this room. So, I tried to upload a SL look last night but WordPress was being a cuntoris, so I didn’t. And today I have a 3 hour break in between my classes because my lazy whoreful teachers are gone for spring break so I decided to upload something because masturbation isn’t an option. My phone is such tightass, it doesn’t recognize the word “masturbation” even though we all know he likes it when i caress it. Anywho, i was on Google looking for the definition to a chignon and it’s a hairstyle. You part your hair in the middle and then make a low bun, but I want a chignon with a fishnet/veil clasp in the back. I’d be happy with just the clasp, I’ve already got the hair. So on my search I found this picture. I swear i belong in the 30s. I love gloves, A line pencil skirts, hats and veils. I love veils. They’re better than sunglasses. Ugh the agony of being a modern person.
So, someone with artistic somethings make this for me. Vote for me, jayaram 2012 and I’ll feed you peas.