Monthly Archives: April 2011

Yes, I Actually Eat & Look Hawt

Post: Celebrity Apprentice was off the chain. Hulu it if you missed it, its good quality drama. I think I’m coming down with something because I feel like shit. Not like regular shit, but like manure. Thats not a good sign. I’m exhausted so I’m not going to write much. I’ve been practicing my new photoshop moves, I hope my pictures look betta. If you want me to wear you’re stuff, just send it to me and I’ll do it. I’m your Jezbel, your whore, your muse. Use me.

The Models Wears:
Hair:
Lucy.2 in Paranoid Black by Fri.day
Skin:
Slasher 04 by Fashionably Dead
Teeth:
Lara Stone by La Malvada Mujer
Shirt:
Part of Beaded Top Gown by Paper Couture
Pads: Part of Rigid Bodysuit in Black by Epoque
Trousers:
High Waist Spandex Trousers in Gray by Epoque
Heels:
Baby T’s in Black by Pixel Mode

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Money, Money, Money…Money

Post: Two more hours for Celebrity Apprentice! I watched some of The Closer. I love Kyra, shes so sharp and sexy. I also wanna go watch Hanna. I heard its a great movie, even though thrillers scare me and I end up shitting my panties. I have nothing else to say, I just wanted to post this pic. Nite Nite.

The Model Wears;
Hair:
Ambrosia in Granny by !lamb
Skin:
Slasher 4 by Fashionably Dead
Lips:
Nude Lippie by tres blah
Glasses:
Aviator Glasses in Cream by Paper Couture
Top:
Sweater Mademoiselle in Tan by Emery
Bottom:
Part of Queen Me Dress by House of Fox
Necklace: Karija Necklace by House of Fox

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It’s Not LeToya…It’s LaToya!

Post: Hola Amigos! I’m so pumped for Celebrity Apprentice tonight, even though I hoped that the Trump men would be more attractive. Yes, Don…I’m talking to you. He creeps me out with his gelled back hair and creepy smile. Ivanka should wear sexier clothing, that might make me happier. But anyways, the competition is really tight so I’m breathing in every single second of drama. My heart skips a beat every time La Toya opens her mouth. I am a Jackson family fan because I feel like they’re shit is so well hidden. I have started taking Photoshop classes with my buddy Light Claven. I’m learning from the best and I hope my pictures have improved, not that I give a fuck. Well, at least half a fuck. My pictures used to be super blurry because of the pixelized skin that drove me insane, but you actually have to increase your picture’s dimensions and then resize instead of smudging the fuck out the pics. By the way, WordPress’ spell check sucks ass! I’m either not typing in english or they just don’t understand me. So if I sound like a fucking tard, its not my fault because I passed english in high school. Don’t you just adore the jacket I’m wearing? Its by Peqe and I adore it! Go check it out. I gotta go watch Julia Child or get high.

The Model Wears:
Hair:
Ambrosia in Powder by !lamb
Skin:
Beach Babe in Smoky by Nylon Outfitters
Lips:
Custom Made for Me by La Malvada Mujer
Jacket:
Pacific Jacket in Vintage by Peqe
Bra:
Strapless Bra in Wine by Epoque
Shorts:
WaistHighs in Acid by Vive9
Stockings:
Fishnet Tights by Blowpop
Heels:
Basic.pumps in Cream by fri.day
Turban:
Bohemian Glow in Grey by !_Ce Cubic Effect
Brooch: My Skully Feather Brooch by Oh! Studio
Location:
Virtual Decay Quaratine
Soundtrack:
Welcome to Medina by Medina

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Jackie O Visits The Ghetto

Post: Hi Guys! I’ve got a huge essay due tomorrow on The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood. It’s a great read, I’m in love with it. The movie isn’t that great, even though Natalia Richards in it, so read the book. I finally got photoshop and its amazing, quick ass smudge and blur. I wonder if Jackie O ever visited the ghetto, I wanna watch The Kennedys but I don’t have the channel that it was on on, so I gotta get my ass on hulu. If I were a queen or first lady or Kate Middleton, I’d visit the ghetto. I wanna travel to India to touch the poverty and grunge of the city life, I am in no way saying India is just all poor and grungy. But it does have that exotic thing that I hunger for. Well, thats all about me. The above outfit is a mixture of crap in my closet. I love &bean skins because its so theatrical, I take my hat off to &bean. See ya soon, cuntorises.

The Model Wears:
Hair:
Alejandro in Grain by Epoque
Skin:
IBLEWC3PO Old Bones in Rosy  by &bean
Lipstick:
Princess Rehab by Pididdle
Tops:
Claven Blouse in Antique by W&B and Antique Minidress by LG Femme (DU4)
Skirt:
Vivian Skirt in Yellow by Yozoh*
Heels:
Basic Pumps in Cream by fri.day
Location:
Virtual Decay Quaratine
Soundtrack:
Say Yes by Nicole Scherzinger, I Wanna Go by Britney Speaks

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Sunny Skins, Bitches!

Post:

Hi Guys! It’s been a busy week, so I’ve got a lot of updating to do so shut up and read. My friend got the smart lipo done, its amazing. I believe in doing it the right way because lipo, to me, is cheating. Pushups and sit-ups are the way to go, but its fascinating how fast the procedure is and how fast she recovered. I’ve also been busy with stupid bullshit, like watching Celebrity Apprentice. Love that show, I jizz every time La Toya Jackson speaks, even though Janet is much hotter.

Anyways, so the above pictured skin is one of the new skins by Nylon Pinkney called Sunny Skins. Nylon is the talented designer of Nylon Outfitters & Ooh La La. The skin is Honey Beige. I gotta take my hat off to Nylon because I was told that first, the whole skin is painted! Do you know how incredibly hard that is? You gotta have major hairy balled skills. Amazing. The skin’s face also has these incredibly cute pores, they kinda got removed with the PS editing, but inworld you can see them and they’re such a great detail. It’s kinda what foundation looks like on the skin in the summer. Gorge. I didn’t buy the skin because I’m poor as fuck, but I wanted to just show how great these skins are and how talented Nylon’s work is, so sue me. I love great in a pencil skirt so I’ll see you in court. But go check out the skins first!

The Model Wears;
Hair:
Fresh in Brown 08 by Elikatira
Skin:
Honey Beige by Nylon Outfitters
Eyelashes:
Moloch Eyelashes by The Obscene
Lips:
Princess Rehab in Matte by Pididdle

 

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