Flawless

Don’t have to say much. Perfection from Harry Hyx, owner of ISON once again. Available at this month’s round at Collabor 88.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Chemistry
Top: ISON *Collabor 88*
Shorts: Emery
Hands: SLink
Pose: Skin & Bones

Late Night Pornography

Damn gurl! I’ve been on the computer way too long today and I had a completely different outfit on that I was gonna blog, but all of a sudden, kinda like an erection, I had a change of thought that seized me. Now, I’m looking like Linda Deepthroat Lovelace in a beautiful gown by ISON! Holla at Harry for his amazing creations.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Paper Couture
Skin: It Girls
Dress: ISON
Stole:Ameliarae Beauparlant
Earrings: Paper Couture
Sneaks: UBU Dunks
Nails: Izzie’s
Pose: Skin & Bones

Le Audacieux

 

Post: Hello! What’s popping slim bean? This post will be relatively short because I’m tired and I’ve pre calculus to do. Yep, pre calculing like a G. So, Elate has released this adorable bow tied pencil skirt. I love it. It’s mesh and it’s so soft looking. The bow is so well made. I gotta learn how to make stuff, I really do. So, go pick up this skirt. I’m gonna go make soup because I’m cold.

The Model Wears;
Hair: Epoque
Skin: FD
Eyebrows & Teeth: Custom Made by La Malvada Mujer
Blush: LG Concept & DDL
Shirt: Paper Couture
Undershirt: Madsy *closed*
Skirt: Elate
Heels: Leverocci
Earrings: Beetlebones
Bindi: Zaara
Ring: DDL
Bracelet: Yummy
Nails: Izzie’s
Pose: Skin & Bones

Turby Turb Turban

Post: Hello! So this post will be very quick because I’ve gone back to school and I’m flabbergasted in crap and I’m tired as hell. So, I’m wearing the super uber cool coat by Mijn.boutique. It’s like a hobo/bag lady’s coat and I love it. It comes in various other prints but according to my Macy’s catalogue, houndstooth print is huge for the fall. I’ve also got on her wooden sole boots (also by Mijn.boutique if I’ve lost you). They’re also smoking cool. So, go get the stuff. I’m so tired and HUNGRY!

The Model Wears:
Turban: Yummy
Skin: Vive 9
Eyebrows & Teeth: La Malvada Mujer *custom made*
Blush: LG Concept & DDL
Jacket: Mijn.boutique
Gloves: Shi
Shoulder Pieces: Epoque
Necklace: Paper Couture
Stockings: Nylon Outfitters
Boots: Mijn.boutique
Pose: Skin & Bones

She Went Black & She Might Not Go Back

Post: Hello World! What’s popping? Nothing much out in Boston. It’s just hot and humid. I’ve had like 25 cups of Welch’s Grape Juice with 3 ice cubes. I’ve got to pee like a race horse.  So, I changed skins! A big step for me because I get rutted into a skin and I don’t like to change. And (it’s incorrect to start a sentence with and) this skin is black. It’s not black, but compared to my Fashionably Dead one it is. And ( once again incorrect) I take a grab at any chance to get nude, so there you go. Now you’re looking at my black buttocks. The skin is from Vive 9 and it’s called Eva. I think it’s pretty old but I like it. The boobs are really perky, I like saggier smaller boobs but I’ll adjust. The vagina area is very cute in this skin. The shading is nice and the eyebrows are large and thick which is a plus for this parisian girl, even though I’m not from Paris. Take a risk and buy a new skin, I’m gonna go pee.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Femme Fatale Bun in Black by Paper Couture
Skin: Eva in SPF200 Yellow Tan Thick Brows by Vive 9
Lips: Lost My Keys by Pididdle
Eyeliner: Eyeliner Summer in Black by MONS Makeup
Blush: Blush Friends of Sh** in Dark Red by DDL
Ruff: White Ruff by Milk Motion
Heels: Revolution Pumps in Pea by Epoque
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Ring: Diamond Encrusted Square Cut Amethyst by Paper Couture
Pose: Skin & Bones

Topaz Blue

Post: Hello! Let’s go to the beach beach, lets go get a wave. I love the beach. I was swimming around in the Atlantic Ocean last night at 7 pm. Awesome. I think it’s the Atlantic. I want to visit the Red Sea, they say its so warm and you float like a buoy. Ugh my post was interrupted. You probably didn’t notice but I sure did. So I guess the post is gonna be kinda short because I’m running out of things to say. I picked up this little shiny number at collabor 88, designed by the Vive 9 team. Coolio. You can dress it up with heels, or dress it down with socks and kicks. I don’t know. Go pick it up at collabor 88, along with all the other cool stuff there.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Kik
Skin: FD
Dress: Vive 9 *Collabor 88*
Ring: LaGyo *Collabor 88*
Nails: Izzie’s
Glasses: Alphavillain
Pose: Skin & Bones

 

Fruit Punch Thirst Quencher

Post: Hello! What’s popping fellow people? Vintage Fair is here! Yes, it is here, well almost. So let me give you a little rundown on what is happening.

“Vintage Fair (from Aug 4th – Aug 29th) will showcase 250+ brands each exploring inspiration from the vintage eras of 1920 – 1980. We will also this year be allowing ‘Antique’ fashions (pre 1920s). With new and exclusive items from every brand involved and music every day. A CHIC Management SL event. It will be held over 3 sims.

This event is NOT FOR CHARITY. A pure profit event created to showcase the excellent products available in the vintage community and to encourage designers to attempt a vintage inspired product.” This comes straight off of http://www.chic-management.com/?page_id=1321

I’ve been honored to be selected as one of the blogger for the event. I’ve visited and there sim currently is pretty lag free but make sure you read Sasy Scarborough’s guide to low lag event, it really works. The event is sponsored by Aura, Belleza, Cheeky Pea, ColdLogic, GizzA Creations,Indyra Originals, oOo Studio, PurpleMoon Creations, and Trompe Loeil.

Ok, so after I’ve finished the announcement blurb, let’s talk about the clothes. Vintage is great because its from 1920’s until 1990’s (I think the latest done is 80’s but whatever). Do you know how many years and outfits and styles that is? Enough to give me fashion diabetes. Most designers are already set up but I’m waiting for a few still such as ISON, Epoque, Vive 9 and Gotzsche. The event is open to the public at 12:00 AM August 4, 2012. So get ready!

The Model Wears:
Hair: Femme Fatale Bun in Blonde by Paper Couture
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Glasses: Tsumo Round Sunnies in White by Priss *closed*
Shirt: Tied Denim Shirt in Old Wash by ISON
Dress: Robe de vacances Oiseaux foret by  :NuDoLu:  *Vintage Fair*
Stockings: Destruction Tights in Nude by Epoque
Heels: Arch Boots in Nude by House of Fox
Purse: No, You Boys Purse in Green & Brown by DDL *Vintage Fair*
Rings: Semi Precious Stone in Opal & Gold by DDL + Diamond Encrusted Square Cut Amethyst Ring by Paper Couture
Nails: 80’s Round Nails by Izzie’s *Vintage Fair*
Pose: Skin & Bones

Hey Thelma…It’s Louise, Bitche!

                                                          

Post: Greetings people! Yes, I’m on a roll! Two blog posts in one week. I’m exhausted. I don’t know how these skinny bitches do it. Popping blog posts out of their anuses. I’m not an anus girl, so it’s definitely not for me. I havent’ relogged so many times in my whole life. Nuts. I’m so pooped that I have a lack for words. So I guess this post will be short. I’m looking pretty fall but I guess that’s alright, the summer’s boring. I’ve got on these shoes that Vanguard has remade from the McQueen shoes like decades ago, yes I’m super late. And yes, I got the blogger pack, I just haven’t gotten to wearing them but here they are now. They’re cool. Mesh. Nice. Then I’ve got on my favorite jacket, which is from COCO. I love leather and I love strong structured clothing with shoulder pads and its hawt. Then I bought the Bad ring from Swallow. Nice. I love it. Trying to expand my jewelry. And I also picked up this belted skirt by House of Fox yesterday. I was shopping topless with a maxi skirt on, I looked fab. Ugh fuck my anus, the sun is coming in and its blinding. I really gotta clean this computer. Whatever. See ya soon.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Zina in Platinum Highlight by Vive 9
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Bird Skin by FD
Glasses: Anouk Glasses in Tortoise by Yummy *texture changeable*
Jacket: Black Leather Jacket by COCO
Shirt: Part of Leopard Seductress by Paper Couture
Skirt: My Silk Skirt in Seaweed by HOF
Stockings: Tights 25 in Semi Opaque Black by Sheer
Heels: McQueen Bones Shoes in Blue by Vanguard
Earrings: Oversized Enamel Loop Earrings by Paper Couture *mod*
Necklace: Tumbled Stone Statement Necklace by Paper Couture
Ring: Bad Ring in Gold by ^^Swallow^^
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Pose: skin & bones

 

A Jeweled Kebab

Post: Hello! How you’ve been? I’ve been alright. Getting over my dog. Maybe I’ll get another one in the future. So, what the hell is a kebab and should you put jewels in or on it? Well, according to Wikipedia, a kebab is “is a wide variety of meat dishes originating in Iran (Persia) and later on adopted in the MiddleEast,Turkey, SouthAsia and AsiaMinor, that are now found worldwide. In English, kebab with no qualification generally refers more specifically to shish kebab served on the skewer.” Now, don’t throw rocks at me if thats not right, I have no flipping idea. I bet it’s delicious. I would definitely serve my kebab with jewels but I probably wouldn’t eat the jewels, only if they’re those ring pops. I was a sucker for those. Ha another ironic play on words. I used to wear like five at the same time. I felt like a sticky Liz Taylor. Chic2 is still going on… I think. I should be blogging for them but I wasn’t in the mood and I just had to blog about the new turbans by Yummy. Jesus, I love turbans. Did the Jesus people wear turbans? I sure hope so. I’ve already established that if I were ever cast for a Jesus movie, not that I’m auditioning, I’d be Mary Magdalene. No reason. I just think she’d have swag. I do apologize for seeming blasphemous, but I do have religious faith, so I can say these things. Anyways, I would shave my head and just wear those, just like Catherina Baba. She’s a cool ass chick. She wears turbans and rocks them. The turbans come in white, yellow, and mint for Collabor 88 June. Hopefully new colors and prints will be released pronto. Everything else is recycled except for the semi new Bowie Heels by Fashionably Dead. Go shove a kebab in your mouth.

The Model Wears; (Jesus, I gotta do everything. The model’s me, you know.)
Turban: Fabby Turban in Mint by Yummy *Collabor 88*
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by FD
Eyebrows: Anthology of Transition #2 *eyebrows only* by La Malvada Mujer
Lipstick: Lola Lipstick in Pale by Handmade
Blush: Blushes in Brown by LG Concept
Shirt: Oversize Dress in Nude by Vanguard
Pants: High Waisted Cigarette Trousers in Cream by ISON
Belt: Lucid Belt in Yellow by fri.day
Necklaces: Pearl Strand Set & Encrusted Emerald Set by Paper Couture
Earrings: Crystal Chandelier Earrings by Paper Couture
Boots: Bowie Heels in Floral 2 by FD
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Pose: Skin & Bones

Fu(n)k your arse!

Post:  Hello! What’s up dawg? Ugh WordPress is already highlighting my words. Annoying! I’m listening to a song called Primadonna by Marina & The Diamonds. She’s so cute and I like her songs. I’ve been high as a kite on that nyquill. Love those. I hate it when i forget my ID to buy them, then they scrutinize me asking me if I’m actually 18. Then I gotta show my boobs and its a mess. Ok, so lets get down to business. Look at those shoes! They are from Hate Me and Eat Me. They are called Fu(n)k you shoes. They come in multiple colors which include emerald (middle) and electric blue (left). The left and right pictures are just hued so the shoes aren’t actually sold in those colors except the left which by conwinkidink is the same as electric blue. They also come in black, gold, and a nice pink nude color. They come with a matchable skin hud. WordPress is fucked, matchable is not a word and they didn’t spell squiggle that. They are so cool and well made. Sorry about the nudity, but sometimes being butt naked is easier than finding a whole outfit to blog and its cooler. Go pick them up. Leave me alone. Night

The Model Wears:
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Earrings: Barcode
Shoes: h.m.a.e.m
Nails: Izzies
Pose: Skin&Bones