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Sorry For Being Addicted To Bodysuits, Bitch!

Post:  Hey hey hey! I’ve been planning what to write in my sleep. I took this photo last night and I was prepping my blog post. I do that for everything. Most of my scholarly essays have been written that way, so you get a nice mixture of snoring, words, and drool. Yes, I drool and so are you right now while looking at my amazing figure. What, what? Get at me Jennifer Hudson. By Jove, I have a lot of anger as you can see.  So, you see, I have a crazy addiction. Jessie J and I share this addiction. I’m not proud of it because I’ve destructed many people’s stores while on the hunt for them. So, I would like to take this blog entry to make a formal apology, I’m not sure if Jessie J wants to do the same, she or her lawyers haven’t called me yet. Here goes: I’m sorry for being addicted to bodysuits. Did I keep a straight face? Damn it, I gotta work on that straight face, so that when I run for president, I’ll be able to stare straight into the camera lens and tell the world that, “No I’ll never use government money to pay for shoes.”, I gotta be able to pokerfaced. Anywho, I do love bodysuits. They’re so easy to wear and they look great. They versatile & look great with layers, without layers, with heels or sneakers, belted. I like baggier ones but I also like the skimpy skin tight like this one. Bold prints are big for the spring/summer this year and so is print clashing as pictured. I’ve also got a bindi on. I think they’re so cool. A nice touch of face jewelry. Go get a bodysuit, you might wanner pick up some Crisco to get into one of these skin thigh, I recommend the original brand, no store brand business. Bye.

The SuperModel Wears; (Yes, I’m a supermodel… I’ve got the license to prove it)
Hair: Femme Fatale Bun in Black by Paper Couture
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Black Brows by Fashionably Dead
Bindi: bindi in Blue by Zaara
Vest: Distressed Denim Vest in Grey by Vive9
Vest: Apolo Vest in Pale by H.Luzza
Shirt: Cropped Top in Floral Bev [03] by Emery
Bodysuit: Leopard Bz Bodysuit Original by !Redemption!
Glasses: Tapered Shades in Neutral by Epoque
Earrings: Pearl Cluster Studs by Paper Couture
Necklace: Upper Class Ghetto Necklace in Off White & Black by Royal Blue
Belt: Ryna Belt in Smoke by R.icielli
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Heels: Revolution Pumps in  Indigo by Epoque
Pose: PDA

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The Mud Piles

Post: Hello! I’ve been blogging an awful lot. Shooting them out of my anus like these professional bloggers. Sometimes I question how these chicks do it, it takes time and energy, so if you have a job, school, or a life its kinda hard. Maybe they’re robots like Jennifer Aniston. Is Aniston spelled like Anniston or Aniston? I’ve had time on my hands so I’ve been putting my hands to work, then I blog. Trying to get some humor into this post. I’ve decided that I don’t like mesh. I’ve been trying to wear certain mesh items and its kinda hard to layer. It’s annoying. Everything is so annoying. Grrr. Anywho, I’ll blog something else some other day.

The Model Wears:
Hair: S h i
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Vest: fri.day
Lethal Couture
Paper Bag
Surf Couture
Paper Couture
A Bomb
Gloves: Royal Blue
Pose: PDA

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If You Gaht Me, I Gatcha!

Post: Hello! I visited the Winter Season Gatcha fair thing. I hate fairs, but I always go. I don’t know. It’s like I like to constantly torture myself. The lag aggravates me and makes me pull my hair, which explains my huge forehead. I can’t say its natural like Tyra’s. Gatcha machines annoy me as well because of the addictiveness and the game of chance. But, what can I do. I feel like designers make these gorgeous things to piss me off. It’s like they want me to waste all my money and get annoyed. I’ve got your game figured out guys! Anywho, go visit the Winter Season Gatcha when the lag isn’t too bad.

The Model Wears;
Hibernation Hair in Root by Epoque *Gatcha
Slasher 4 by Fashionably Dead
Lazy Day Sweater in Wine by House Of Fox *Gatcha
Tee*fy *Gatcha*
Garter Socks by Royal Blue
Earrings: Statement Earrings in Emerald by FuLo (Dita Tran)
Scarf: Milk Motion *Gatcha*
Pose: Humdrum by PDA

*Some of these things I forgot the name for and SL is closed and I don’t wanna open it up again, but most of it is Gatcha stuff*

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Post: Hi! So, for this “issue” of my blog, I’ve decided NOT TO SWEAR. Honestly, swearing is dumb. I’m not a witch so I shouldn’t swear. I wonder who came up with these words, they sound like dumb children words. I don’t get it, but I do adore a nice swearing session.  I have established that no book that I shall read is enough to satisfy my book craving, so I shall write a book. I have already begun, but I’m not gonna tell you what its about. Anyways. I LOVE THIS NEW EPOQUE JACKET. Ok, so being completely honest. I went into to Epoque to look at the new sheer gown. According to WordPress Spellcheck: Epoque should be Époque. I like that better if you ask me. Classier. Anyways, I love sheer! I wanted it to be like a cape skirt thing but veil material. A lace sheer skirt. But then I caught eye of the jacket. I thought it looked a little too tacky, like I imagined the shoulders being too pointy, and also I had 2L under the price. So I gave this guy a quick blowjob for it. YES, VINTAGE MCMILLAN, A BLOWJOB FOR YOUR JACKET. And I bought it and won’t take it off since. The store mannequin can be deceiving. But now I’m in love. Everything else is old stuff in my inventory, except that cute hair by Lamb. I wish I had the balls to do that to my hair. I’m trying to get on WordPress Freshly Pressed, so lets keep it classy. And if I don’t get on it because of the word “blowjob”, I’m calling Julia Roberts and telling her she was a dirty pretty woman.

The Model Wears; (Who Am I Kidding? I Do Everything)

Hair: Lamb
Royal Blue
Necklaces: Paper Couture & LayGo
Location: Devils Pocket
Soundtrack: Countdown by Beyonce



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Fish Market

Post: What up amigos? I’m brewing myself a nice mug of coffah. So, I’ve been chilling because its been so hawt. It cooled down finally. I want for Natalia Kills to go on tour & I’ll go see her. I’m on computer so my capitalization & grammar might be almost legible. My favorite new song is called End of Time by Beyonce. Everytime I listen to it, I feel like my name should be Fatima & I belong to a fatty banga shaking african tribe. It’s awesome.  There’s new stuff at R.icielli. I liked some of the stuff, but I don’t have monay.  I’m also reading Olive Kitteridge by Elizabeth Stout. It’s awesome, I’ve already read it but I’m reading it again while I wait for my library books to arrive. I love reading. I want to write a book someday because I have great novel ideas, at least I think so. Anyways, I’m gunna go drink my coffah, see ya latah.

The Model Wears;
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Paper Couture
Paper Couture
Royal Blue & Vive9
Makeup: La Malvada Mujer


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Hey There Pretty Lady!

Post: Hey. The quality of this pic sucks huge hairy balls. I want someone to teach me how to smudge with class. I need to wear my glasses when I edit I think, it would help me see shit. I wanna learn how to make the skin and edges look super smooth & flawless, so if you’re interested in teaching me, text me or find me in world and I’ll love you eternally. I’ve recently finished The Handsmaid Tale by Margaret Atwood. It’s deliciously good. The way she writes the novel is intoxicating. Let me give you a mini summary. The novel is pretty much about how women are being taken captive and used as a surrogate or “rental wombs” for these barren wives, so they must lie on their backs once a month while the commander/husband pretty much rapes her. Well the novel is a narrative of one of these women’s experience. It’s so good. The writing style is intoxicatively captivating. Also, I love this new hair by elikatira. I’m addicted to high ponytails. They turn me on because I’m fascinated by napes. It’s like Nabovok described in Lolita, only some of the girls are nymphets, just like only some napes and wrist bones make me churn in excitement. Anyways, the hair is hawt & comes in two versions, full bang & almost too short bang. Yes, I am wearing the demo because I’m too cheap to buy it. But also, I kind like the grey streaks in the hair, works wonderfully. Gorge. The nipples on this skin is so perky and amazingly well done. I think thats all for tonight, see yur arse around.

The Models Wears:
Glory in Brown 02 by Elikatira
LG Peau d’Ange – AYIL
Eyebrows: Anthology of Transition #2 *only eyebrows* by La Malvada Mujer
SeaGreen Pearl Necklace by House of Fox
Put Em Up Gloves in Charcoal by Royal Blue
Aviator Glasses in Cream by Paper Couture

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Overpriced Trashy Vixens

Post: Hi Chicos & Chicas. I’m using Safari and did you know that they auto spellcheck shit for ya? Well they do, so I might sound less of a dirty whore. Anyways, La Malvada Mujer released a purse (pictured above, duh) thats ultra gorge. Gorge means gorgeous btw. The bag comes with an ao which is cool, but the bag is extremely chic even though its bold neon. I love their little seal on the top, reminds me of my Guess bags.  The bag is only avaiable at the Fashion House. Also, Irie Campese, the super chic owner of SMS is releasing the above wine dress for TDR, go pick it up for 60L. I love the color and the fabric. The design is gorge as well. The Secret Store released a cute little numba at the fashion house as well, I only used the skirt but its cute & cheap. I think I’m done, nite bitches.

The Models Wear:
Just in Blonde 02 *mod in Yellow* by [e] *NEW*
Skin: Blessa in Catty by tres blah
Lips: Lost My Keys! by Pididdle
Top: Bold in Aqua by Peqe
Bodysuit: Rigid Bodysuit in Grey by Epoque
Skirt: FrouFrou in Navy by The Secret Store *NEW*
Stockings: Sheer Tights in Black by Vive9
Socks: Nifty Knit Socks in Swim Like A Pink Fish by Glasnost
Heels: Move Pumps in Nude by [e]

Hair: Same as Above
Skin: Same as Above
Lips: Princess Rehab in Matte by Pididdle
Top: Top Lace Bow in Natural by Emery
Dress: Tulip Dress in Burgundy by SMS *TDR*
Belt: Vanessa Belt in Smoky by R.icielli
Gloves: Put Em Up Gloves in Charcoal by Royal Blue
Bag: In Neon by La Malvada Mujer *NEW*
Stockings: Garter Socks in Noir by Royal Blue
Shoes: Move Pumps in Nude by [e]


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What The Heck?

Review: Hi! Oh its been a long time! I decided to update my profile picture, I was sick of the mustache one. But the real truth is that I finally have money for it. I’m trying so hard to budget my spendings but I cant help myself. So listen to this, I’ve been thinking about writing. A novel! Yeah, I know *gasp*. Now listen to my plot. It’s a book about a man that is a fashion designer and he is looking for the right woman to model his clothes. Finally, during a casting he meets his muse. Shes a petite girl with poor posture and akward shoulders. But shes also gorgeous, she has a Lara Stone gap, scars on parts of her body. The ugly duckling so to speak. So this man falls in love with her and it turns into obssesion and he ends up killing her. How about that Dickens? Every book I pick up at the library is soooo boring. I would recommend Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niggenfenger *I probably messed that up* and Lolita by Navobok *messed that one too*. Great drama! I gotta go watch tv with my mommy, don’t judge me bitch!

The Models Wear:
Powder in Granny by !lamb
Jejune in Dig It! by tres blah
Under Eyeshadow 11 by Cheap Makeup
Silver Bead Necklace by Paper Couture

Hair: Escape in Black by [e]
Jejune in Dig It! by tres blah
Princess Rehab Lips by Pididdle
Part of Clingy Dress in Emerald by VG
Trompe-l’oeil Dress in Newspaper Shirt by Royal Blue
Pants: My Highwaist Wool Pants by Milk Motion
Sculpted Socks in Grey by Maitreya
High Oxford in Black by Tesla

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My Name Is Charlie C.H.A.P.L.I.N, Bitch!

Review: Bonjour! I should’ve taken French in High School, I think it’s incredibly sexy. Russian, French, and Italian are a turn on, so chicos pull out those dictionaries. Wow, I haven’t blogged anything in sooo long, I’m loosing my touch I think. I’m back to school and my life is hectic. My apartment building got broken into so I moved in with my mother and she won’t get off my back. No, don’t “awww” it’s not cute. NO PRIVACY! Grrr. She means well but she needs a hobby or another child to take care of. My dog chewed my first pair of Louboutin pumps, that got him in time out big time! I got a new phone which is so sexy. And some bitch on SL tried to fight me but in the end I got compliments on my blog and a pretty dress, take that slut! Anyways, my Charlie Chaplin mustache comes from La Malvada Mujer, which I fucking adore! Faina (I think I butchered your name, I’ll fix it) Cortes is a beast at these new SL2 Viewer Makeup tattoos, they’re off the hook, like for real, I’m not a hired actor reading these lines to you, I’m a fucking slave to La Malvada Mujer products like everyone else is to Covergirl. Good stuff, go check it out, I wish I had the slurl but just look it up or IM me in world for a lm.

Credits to my Designers;
Witch in Powder by !lamb
Skin: Jejune Dig It in Light by Tres Blah
Jacket:  Spiky Receptionist Jacket in Purple by Royal Blue
Shorts: High Waist Spandex Shorts in Grey by Epoque
Makeup: City Lights by La Malvada Mujer

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The Epoque in which Royal made love in Blue sheets

Review: Ok guys, so sit down and shut up! I have tons to tell you but such little time & effort. Lets start with my life. This past week, I popped my mic cherry. I can just hear my mother saying, “Do you have to be so vulga?” (the r is off for a reason) Anyways, I’m now a microphone user so if you are interested in speaking to me, add me on Skype = leona.jayaram. Ok back to the real juicy stuff. Royal Blue is back! Oh how I’ve missed you. Royal Blue, for those of you who might not know, is run by the talented Marni Grut. She is also a designer for the LeLutka group. Did you guys know that LeLutka meant The Dollhouse is some language, apparently the one that the incredible Minnu Palen speaks. Anyways, Marni has been teasing her Flickr contacts, including me, with pictures of her fabulous new collection and now they’re finally out. I was stalking her shop on the release date hehe. The jacket in the top picture is hers and the hot pink boots in the third picture is also hers. Ok, now bigger news, this blog post is a two for oner. Epoque released new clothing! Agh, I always knew she had amazing clothing talent. I’m talking about the lovely Vintage McMillan. Royal Blue opened her store at Eugene which is Epoque’s main store so hence the title of this blog post. Anyways, I went to Epoque looking for hair and I found gorgeous lingerie. I bought a ton, I might post my transaction to prove it. Then, I went back and there’s clothing! Gorgeous dresses and pants. But, I would like to give my sincere apologize to Ms. McMillan, I screwed up your pants in the top picture, I didn’t see they weren’t rezzed and it was too laggy to retake, but they are worth the trip to Epoque. I haven’t blogged in centuries, it feels good to be back. Now get off her lazy asses and go visit Eugene, you’ll find amazing shit there. (Shit as in hot stuff, not shit and in bad shit.) I’ll post up credits in a little bit.

Look #1
Hair: Be in Platnium Blonde by 69
Skin: Makeup 2 in Eclat Light by Lelutka
Makeup: Borderline #1 by La Malvada Mujer
Jacket: Spiky Reception Jacket in Royal Purple by Royal Blue
Pants: High-Waist Spandex Trousers in Grey
Necklace: Neelia Beaded Yoke Tank by Whippet &Buck

Look #2:
Hair: Vitor in Vino by CheerNo
Skin: Makeup 3 in EclatFair by LeLutka
Makeup: Borderline #1 by La Malvada Mujer
Dress: Latex Fin Dress in Grey by Epoque
Shoes: Oxford Shoes in Black by COCO
Tattoos: Rat Barbers by AITUI

 Look #3
Hair: Cricket in Sand by Kin
Skin: Makeup2 in Eclat Light by LeLutka
Makeup: Pois Modern #1 by La Malvada Mujer
Bodysuit: Rigid Bodysuit in Black by Epoque
Shoes: Tough Love Boots in Hot Pink & Pewter

 Look #4:
Hair: Witch in Powder by !lamb
Skin: Makeup 2 in Eclat Light by LeLutka
Makeup: I Want To Be Beth Ditto #5 by La Malvada Mujer
Dress: Fin Dress in Cobalt by Epoque
Tattoos: Fire Fish & Rat Barbers in AITUI
Glasses: Flat Top Shades in Loud by Epoque

Location: Siden
Soundtrack: Woohoo by Christina Aguilera & Got Your Back by T.I. ft Keri Hilson

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