Tag Archives: !lamb



Post: Hello! I’m back, even though I wasn’t actually away. I was here, lingering and envying all these giddy bloggers. The Avenue fashion week came and went away. I bought some stuff, threw it in my closet. Life is chill. I’m waiting for The Great Gatsby, especially the soundtrack. Leo’s cute, although he’s like 50 and he looks likes he’s 15. Good lotion. Alright, see ya later.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Lamb *NEW*
Skin: It Girls
Eyeliner: MONS
Blouse: Goucci
Leggings: Baiastice
Boots: mijn.boutique
Stole: Ameliarae Beauparlant
Glasses: Alphavillain
Hat: LaGyo
Rings: DDL & LaGyo
Pose: marukin

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Post: Hello! I hope everyone had a great thanksgiving. No fights at my house this year, but I hear Halle Berry did. Mmmhm, you know the celebrities duck it out too. Anyhow, gonna go tackle Black Friday. See ya.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Falling in Moss by !lamb
Skin: Carmen in Summer by It Girls
Glasses: Round Shades by Yummy
Blazer: Cut Out Blazer in Blue by Milk Motion
Shirt: Part of Kira Denim Dress by Eclair
Top: Part of Ronnie Crochet Bodycon in Nude by illmatic
Pants: High Waist Spandex Trousers in Salmon by Epoque
Heels: Pow Pumps in Tan by LeLutka
Necklace: Knotted Snake Chain Necklace by Paper Couture
Ring: Semi Precious Stone Ring in Malachite & Gold by DDL
Headband: Shoelace Headband by =FT
Nails: Classic Nails by izzie’s
pose: marukin

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Filet-O-Fish & Cheerios


Post: Hello! Yuck, Filet-o-Fish & Cheerios! Yeah, a disgusting title but I think it’s catchier than Peroxided Cuntoris. So what’s popping? Nothing much on the East Coast. I’m reading some books that are gonna be required reading for a humanities class that I’m gonna take in the fall. So, a new store has opened that has been deemed the name of Dumani.Very classy stuff.  The brand is run by Giuseppa Dumani & Vierno Dumani. The collection is mesh and its small for now, but it’s got great potential. The collection includes the little number pictured in another print and then the rest are color-block textiles, jewelry studded purses, lavish earrings & sunglasses. The detailing is great. I love people that put in effort towards realism with zippers and seams. Go visit Dumani, I’m gonna get some filet-o-fish and cheerios.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Bang Bang Bob in Obsidian by Lamb
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Bird Skin by FD
Glasses: Tapered Glasses in Neutral Pack by Epoque
Dress: 3021 Vestire di Piet in Tropico by Dumani
Stockings: My High Socks by Milk Motion *without folds*
Heels: Revolution Pumps in Indigo by Epoque
Ring: Shield Ring in White & Silver by LaGyo
Necklace: Silver Bead Necklace in Paper Couture
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Pose: PDA

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Highlighter Pink Ink

Post:  Hello! I had something important to share but I can’t seem to remember. It probably wasn’t important. I don’t really like sharing. I dread participation points. Sorry that I’m not an attention whore who doesn’t jump at every opportunity to share my life story. That’s why I made a blog, so I can share when I feel like it and there isn’t a dumb bitch standing there trying to look sympathetic towards my teenage struggles which include not finding the right shade of lipstick from the 99 cent store. I’m a nude lip girl! Damn corporations. Wow, tense energy. I think I might need a hug right after I deck someone. Sorry…anger problems, already medicated for them. So, what’s popping? It sure isn’t my 99 cent store lipgloss. Ugh, I have ticks! I know, mega gross. I took my dog to the dog park, he’s a beagle, and he likes to go hunting and I like to give him some foreplay before we get home to have doggy sex so I let him walk through the field or whatever and I’m being attacked by big black ticks. That would’ve been a good place to place a typo. “I’m being attacked by big black dicks”, which is incorrect because I don’t let black children holler at this. Sorry black children. I’m not a racist, I’m just afraid of wginormous penises inside of me. According to WordPress, wginormous is a word. Who the hell is in charge of spell check? Anywho, I’m wearing some cool ass leggings by Vive 9. Is the 9 separate from Vive? I’m never sure. I like that they’re high waist. Coolios. Everything else is recycled. Go buy some tick & fleas spray, they’re everywhere.

The SuperModel Wears; 

Hair: Bedhead in Washed Out by Lamb
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Lips: Lola in Turquoise by Handmade
Blouse: Sheer Layered Shirt in Charcoal by ISON
Shirt: Lace Top in Black by Madsy *Closed*
Pants: Chain Illusion Leggings in Pink by vive 9
Shoes: Basic Pumps in Cream by fri.day
Ring: I’ll Rock You by Glow Studio
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Glasses: Samuel Glasses in Tortoise Shell/Black Lens by Alphavillain
 Pose: PDA

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Pleated Cowhead

Post: Hello! I hope everything is just swell. Let me start off by saying that I had the most realest encounter with a skunk. He looked up at me and his eyes said, “Ma’am… please … ma’am, you need to step away from me or I’m going to be obligated to spray you in like ten seconds.” I so stepped away from him. I was terrified. He was so cute, but just the thought of being attacked by him is terrifying. I think thats why I’m super phobic of snakes and spiders. The idea of something like attacking me, oh jesus. And, for the record, I ain’t no damsel in distress. I love killing bugs and I’ve got bigger balls than most men, but these are the few things that scare me. So, lets get to the useful stuff, I bought these cool mesh pants by NYU. I bought the Debut Long Pants, everyone’s blogged the high waist ones, but these are like fancy chinos. I love them but I haven’t found the outfit or strength for me to blog it. They’re manly and loose, love them. Instead, I blogged this little number. The spring/summer is all about bright colors and prints and BODYSUITS! I didn’t blog a bodysuit. Anywho, I added the stole just as a little accessory to play down the summerness of the outfit and to keep up my supermodel status. Nothing says supermodel like a dead animal around your neck. Everything else is pretty much recycled from my enormous inventory, which isn’t too big because I hear that some people have like 70K items, I’m swimming about 32K. Go do something fun. I need for you to come here and save me.

The SuperModel Wears:
Hair: Stereo in Blur Root by !lamb
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Lipstick: Lola Lipstick in Blue by Handmade
Stole: Dark Fur Stole in V by Paper Couture
Sweater: Austen Pullover in Mustard by mon tissu *Rigged Mesh*
Skirt: Short Pleats Skirt in Sea by Toki Doki
Stockings: Day Tights in Cream by mon tissu
Heels: Maitreya Pumps in Magenta *Old Group Gift*
Rings: Shields Rings in Silver by LaGyo
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Necklace: Silver Bead Necklace by Paper Couture
Pose: Del May
Glasses: Alphavillain

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Ms. Trampe

Post:  Hello! I’m backish. I’ve had a long hard week so I’ve been lusting for computer time. I actually feel like the computer makes me tenser than unwinding, maybe because my computer is a rock age one that has a mental disability because its always telling me its not responding. Shh, don’t tell him or he’ll shut down on me forever and I really don’t need that right now. I’m chilling and listening to some Lana Del Rey. She’s a cool cat, and her lips! If they’re botox, she better send me over her doctah’s numbah. I picked up some goodies at Collarbor 88. I love this place, 88Ls for a shirt and dress (indiviually that is). I saw an albino asian woman at the mall in the living flesh, I was like, “Rub me, I want some luck.” They’re some cool peeps. I’m sorry about the plain background, I’m not a huge fan of those but I’m a lazy bum. Um, I guess thats all for now. See ya soon!

The Model Wears;
Fashionably Dead
Part of a jacket from The Boutique
Part of a dress from Nylon Outfitters *COLLARBOR 88
Pose: PDA

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Post: Hello! Oh yeah those bells are ringing! Christmas is right there, I can’t wait. Childhood memories again. Ugh. Anywho, Vanguard released it’s new collection which consists of very lush and voluminous skirts and extravagant collars and accessories. Everything is very haute couture. I decided to add a little belt in between the top and skirt, giving it a boho kind of look. I would love if someone could release a type of jewelry worn in the hair and dangles on the forehead, kinda like a bindi tiara. Ok, Vanguard’s collection can be found at https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/94786. I’m gonna go party or smoke weed.

The Model Wears;
fashionably dead
Earring: Paper Couture

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The Man Who Knew Marilyn

Hello! Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Americans! I hope everyone had a good turkey day and if you’re a Brit, Scot, Spanish etc. Hello to you as well! So, I’m obsessed with Shake It Out by Florence + The Machine. First, I love her. She was red hair which I feel is so extremely special, I don’t know why people hate gingahs, I adore them. She also has gorgeous eyes, they’re kinda droopy looking but gorgeous. Second, her voice and music is cool. Love it, it’s been on repeat for way too long. Anywho, I’ve watching/listening to the song on youtube and the teaser for My Week With Marilyn usually pops up. I’m obsessed with that idea. I’ve always wondered what she was like, who’s met her for who she was. It’s just like common day celebrities, I’m not a fanatic, but I would love to follow them for a day to see their lives, their souls. Cheesy I know. But I’ve always wondered who the legend Marilyn Monroe was, why she killed herself, was life as glamourous as it looked. It’s facinating to me and if a man actually got to spend a week with Marilyn, as her lover, knowing who she was inside, learning every inch of her body is mind blowing. Of course, theres no real way to know if the movie’s story is real, but just the idea of it provokes my brain cells. The picture wasn’t supposed to have a cinematic black and white feel to it but it did. So, who was this man who knen Marilyn? What did he discover? I wonder.

The Model Wears:
Tres Blah
Lips: Pididdle
La Malvada Mujer

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Post: Hi! So, for this “issue” of my blog, I’ve decided NOT TO SWEAR. Honestly, swearing is dumb. I’m not a witch so I shouldn’t swear. I wonder who came up with these words, they sound like dumb children words. I don’t get it, but I do adore a nice swearing session.  I have established that no book that I shall read is enough to satisfy my book craving, so I shall write a book. I have already begun, but I’m not gonna tell you what its about. Anyways. I LOVE THIS NEW EPOQUE JACKET. Ok, so being completely honest. I went into to Epoque to look at the new sheer gown. According to WordPress Spellcheck: Epoque should be Époque. I like that better if you ask me. Classier. Anyways, I love sheer! I wanted it to be like a cape skirt thing but veil material. A lace sheer skirt. But then I caught eye of the jacket. I thought it looked a little too tacky, like I imagined the shoulders being too pointy, and also I had 2L under the price. So I gave this guy a quick blowjob for it. YES, VINTAGE MCMILLAN, A BLOWJOB FOR YOUR JACKET. And I bought it and won’t take it off since. The store mannequin can be deceiving. But now I’m in love. Everything else is old stuff in my inventory, except that cute hair by Lamb. I wish I had the balls to do that to my hair. I’m trying to get on WordPress Freshly Pressed, so lets keep it classy. And if I don’t get on it because of the word “blowjob”, I’m calling Julia Roberts and telling her she was a dirty pretty woman.

The Model Wears; (Who Am I Kidding? I Do Everything)

Hair: Lamb
Royal Blue
Necklaces: Paper Couture & LayGo
Location: Devils Pocket
Soundtrack: Countdown by Beyonce



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Vintage Broad With Bad Hair Dye

Post: This is the first day in many days that I actually roll out of bed at 10 am. I’m loving it. I’m done with work & am prepping to go back to school soon. Fifth Grade! Big step in my life. Now I have time to blog and do stupid shit.  Britney Spears came to Boston the other night and I wish I had gone. But, I’m saving my money to go see Adele when she comes by. I love Adele. I can do a killer Rolling in The Deep. Oh I adore my little android. It’s sitting next to me and serenading me some pop music. Life if good. So, I’ve been so out of SL, I don’t have much gossip or shit to talk about. Oh god, rain is pouring in through my window. Chapping my anus right now. Is rain good for wood floor? I’m too lazy to get up. I went to Orientation the other day and it was awesome. I was the baddest chick there, but what can such a fly person do? Anywho, I gotta go clean a mess. I wonder if I can get the storm clean up people in here.

The Model Wears;
Hair: lamb
Skin: &bean
Lips: pididdle
Jacket: peqe
Top:  house of fox
Skirt: vive 9 (belt included)
Necklaces: paper couture
Purse: house of fox
Location: Sea Salts
Soundtrack: Big Fat Bass by B. Spears

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