Monthly Archives: June 2011

summer royalty

Skin: Beach Baby in Smokey by (NO)
Makeup:
Princess Rehab by Pididdle
Turban:
Badu Turban by Lelutka
Shirts:
Lace Onesie in White by Epoque & Part of Style Dress in Plum by Lelutka
Bottoms:
Lace Onesie in White by Epoque
Shoes:
Revolution Pumps in Pea by Epoque
Belt:
Part of Style Dress in Plum by Lelutka

Turban: Same as Above
Skin:
Same As Above
Shawl: Dark Fur Stole in V by Paper Couture
Bottoms: Corselet in White by CheerNo
Earrings: Studded Gold Circle Earrings by Paper Couture
Heels: Same As Above

Hair:
Skin:
 Same As Above
Makeup:
Under Eyeshadow 11 by Cheap Makeup
Shirt:
Cropped Top Floral Bev in 03 by Emery
Skirt:
Part of Debut Gown by Epoque
Heels:
Saffron Pumps in Electric Red by Lelutka

 

Skin: Same As Above
Turban:
Badu Turban by Lelutka
Eyebrows:
Anthology of Transition #2 by La Malvada Mujer
Tops:
Part of Shiver Dress by Lelutka & Lace Onesie in White by Epoque
Skirt: Skirt Ebby in Indigo by Emery
Belt:
Vanessa Belt by R.icielli
Heels:
Move Pumps in Nude by [e]

Post: Ahhhh! I’m finally done with those credits! I know most of them by heart, but some I gotta look up and it drives me insane. Anyways, hello! My leg just fell asleep, I love sitting on my bed & blogging but my legs always fall asleep. Sykpe is being a cuntoris because it doesn’t let me open it. I’m in love with the new turban at Lelutka because I feel like people should be able to just wrap up their weaves when they don’t feel like making it look smooth & sexy. I decided to do a little mini editorial at this tropical castle I found will exploring SL on horseback. There’s some new things at Emery that are quite delicious. Such talent. My stubby little fingers keep misspelling everything this morning. WordPress spellcheck sucks. I wrote “theres” and they didn’t know how to fix that. WTF? I think I need a pill, so thats where I leave you my little wieners. Till next time.

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Through The Fog…To The Chinese Restaurant

Post: Hello! I think American greetings are so boring. We should get some cheerios over to our side. Hi & Hello are so plain. Maybe if they were spoken in a type of accent instead of flat like most Americans. I, on the other hand, like to speak in a distinct nasal accent, mostly referred to a mixture between NYC & Boston. I think its hawt. Jesus Christ, I need to give my weave a trim. I don’t like my hair too long, annoys me. So, anyways, on the other hand, I’m broke. I’m more broke than humus. That makes no sense, but I know jewish people & they eat humus. Is it true that jewish people are frugal? I’m not sure, but they should make a census to find out which race is the cheapest. Maybe black people because some of them are ghetto. I’m a ghetto oreo. I dye my hair with kool aid, then drink it after. I use corks are heels whenver mine break, just a dab of super glur & i’m pumping once more. So because of my brokeness, my inventory has nothing new except things that are sent, but shipping is expensive so no one sends me anything anymore. Well, if you’d like to see your items on this screen, send them to me. BUT! I am allowed to critize them, good or bad. So make good quality items. (I’m mostly good or no one will hire me!).

The Model Wears;
Hair:
Lover in Powder by !lamb
Skin:
Bird Skin in Slasher 04 by &bean
Shirt:
Sweater Mademoiselle in Tan by Emery
Top:
Part of Shiver Dress by Le Lutka Ultra
Pants:
High Waist Spandex Trousers in Salmon by Epoque
Belt:
Mairey Leather Belt by Pacadi Jasha
Socks:
Knit Socks in Grey by So Many Styles
Heels:
Baby T’s in Black by Pixel Mode
Purse:
Weekender Tote in Mauve by House of Fox

Location: City of Perdition
Soundtrack: Set Fire To The Rain by Adele

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Miss Jackson If You’re Classy


 

 

 

Hi!I’m posting for Glance! Its like being hired to write for Vogue, which will eventually happen, I swear. It’s hot outside. Anyways, have you guys checked out the new pumps at Epoque? They are hawt. For those who don’t follow me yet, let me translate. Hawt means hot. Nappy weave means amazing or yuck. Gorge is short for gorgeous. Please copywright to Leona Jayaram. Jayaram for President 2012. The heels are called Revolution Pumps & they’re skyhigh. Love them. I’m cheap & got the VIP group ones, but that doesnt matter. Everything is pretty much old news except the badu turban by lelutka. Go check it out because I gotta sleep.

The Model Wears;
Skin: Beach Baby in Smokey by Nylon Outfitters
Eyelashes:Moloch by The Obscene
Turban: Badu by Le Lutka
Top: Sia Top in Callia by Yozoh
Pants: Highwaist wool pants by Milk Motion
Heels: Revolution Pumps in Pea
Satchel: PS1 satchel in Tan by HOF
Necklace: Sea Green Pearl Necklace by HOF

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African Tribes Work It Like Models

Post: Hello! How are you peeps? I changed my blog’s url to match its name but I guess I’m not syndicated anymore. I’m currently blogging for Glance! I’m pooped, I went out this after pump in 6 inch pumps. I don’t go outside without pumps on, so now I gotta bathe my feet in warm water. I don’t wanna write much so here you are.

The Model Wears;
Turban:
Badu by Lelutka
Skin:
Catty by tres blah
Glasses:
The Sun Is Coming by La Malvada Mujer
Skirt:
Prison Skirt in Nude by LeLutka
Shirt:
White Bodysuit by Kyoot
Pads:
Part of Paio Dress in Violet by Tee*fy

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Through The Fog…To The Chinese Restaurant

Post: Hello! I think American greetings are so boring. We should get some cheerios over to our side. Hi & Hello are so plain. Maybe if they were spoken in a type of accent instead of flat like most Americans. I, on the other hand, like to speak in a distinct nasal accent, mostly referred to a mixture between NYC & Boston. I think its hawt. Jesus Christ, I need to give my weave a trim. I don’t like my hair too long, annoys me. So, anyways, on the other hand, I’m broke. I’m more broke than humus. That makes no sense, but I know jewish people & they eat humus. Is it true that jewish people are frugal? I’m not sure, but they should make a census to find out which race is the cheapest. Maybe black people because some of them are ghetto. I’m a ghetto oreo. I dye my hair with kool aid, then drink it after. I use corks are heels whenver mine break, just a dab of super glur & i’m pumping once more. So because of my brokeness, my inventory has nothing new except things that are sent, but shipping is expensive so no one sends me anything anymore. Well, if you’d like to see your items on this screen, send them to me. BUT! I am allowed to critize them, good or bad. So make good quality items. (I’m mostly good or no one will hire me!).

The Model Wears;
Hair:
Lover in Powder by !lamb
Skin:
Bird Skin in Slasher 04 by &bean
Shirt:
Sweater Mademoiselle in Tan by Emery
Top:
Part of Shiver Dress by Le Lutka Ultra
Pants:
High Waist Spandex Trousers in Salmon by Epoque
Belt:
Mairey Leather Belt by Pacadi Jasha
Socks:
Knit Socks in Grey by So Many Styles
Heels:
Baby T’s in Black by Pixel Mode
Purse:
Weekender Tote in Mauve by House of Fox

Location: City of Perdition
Soundtrack: Set Fire To The Rain by Adele

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Working Gal

Post: There’s a tornado watch in Massachusetts & I’m scared. Jesus better not be coming back because I’m busy this week. Tornados are horrifying and my hair is too pretty for them. I might be back, if I don’t get blown away like Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. By the way, Word press, you’re spell check is fucked up. They don’t recognize “dont”. WTF? Crazy absurdity. If I had control over the world or was at least a hawt president, I would wear sexy pencil skirts and would have all the men under my belt, not literally because I’m not a whore, I’m just a slut. If I were Eva Braun back when Hitler was around, I would’ve stuck his ass in a gas chamber and would run the world. Thats just me, if you dont agree, come fight me, I got my vaseline out & everything.

The Model Wears:
Hair:
RYKIEL in Irish Red by Lelutka
Skin:
Beach Baby in Smokey by NO
Lips:
Princess Rehab by Pididdle
Jacket:
Boyfriend Blazer in Beigie by SMS
Shirt:
Irma Shirt in Purple by Le Lutka
Pants:
Resort Sweats in Grey by Tahari
Glasses:
Aviator Glasses in Cream by Paper Couture
Belt: Vanessa Belt in Smoky by R.icielli
Heels: Move Pumps in Nude by [e]
Purse: Weekender Tote in Blue by HOF

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