Monthly Archives: April 2012

Highlighter Pink Ink

Post:  Hello! I had something important to share but I can’t seem to remember. It probably wasn’t important. I don’t really like sharing. I dread participation points. Sorry that I’m not an attention whore who doesn’t jump at every opportunity to share my life story. That’s why I made a blog, so I can share when I feel like it and there isn’t a dumb bitch standing there trying to look sympathetic towards my teenage struggles which include not finding the right shade of lipstick from the 99 cent store. I’m a nude lip girl! Damn corporations. Wow, tense energy. I think I might need a hug right after I deck someone. Sorry…anger problems, already medicated for them. So, what’s popping? It sure isn’t my 99 cent store lipgloss. Ugh, I have ticks! I know, mega gross. I took my dog to the dog park, he’s a beagle, and he likes to go hunting and I like to give him some foreplay before we get home to have doggy sex so I let him walk through the field or whatever and I’m being attacked by big black ticks. That would’ve been a good place to place a typo. “I’m being attacked by big black dicks”, which is incorrect because I don’t let black children holler at this. Sorry black children. I’m not a racist, I’m just afraid of wginormous penises inside of me. According to WordPress, wginormous is a word. Who the hell is in charge of spell check? Anywho, I’m wearing some cool ass leggings by Vive 9. Is the 9 separate from Vive? I’m never sure. I like that they’re high waist. Coolios. Everything else is recycled. Go buy some tick & fleas spray, they’re everywhere.

The SuperModel Wears; 

Hair: Bedhead in Washed Out by Lamb
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Lips: Lola in Turquoise by Handmade
Blouse: Sheer Layered Shirt in Charcoal by ISON
Shirt: Lace Top in Black by Madsy *Closed*
Pants: Chain Illusion Leggings in Pink by vive 9
Shoes: Basic Pumps in Cream by
Ring: I’ll Rock You by Glow Studio
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Glasses: Samuel Glasses in Tortoise Shell/Black Lens by Alphavillain
 Pose: PDA

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Pleated Cowhead

Post: Hello! I hope everything is just swell. Let me start off by saying that I had the most realest encounter with a skunk. He looked up at me and his eyes said, “Ma’am… please … ma’am, you need to step away from me or I’m going to be obligated to spray you in like ten seconds.” I so stepped away from him. I was terrified. He was so cute, but just the thought of being attacked by him is terrifying. I think thats why I’m super phobic of snakes and spiders. The idea of something like attacking me, oh jesus. And, for the record, I ain’t no damsel in distress. I love killing bugs and I’ve got bigger balls than most men, but these are the few things that scare me. So, lets get to the useful stuff, I bought these cool mesh pants by NYU. I bought the Debut Long Pants, everyone’s blogged the high waist ones, but these are like fancy chinos. I love them but I haven’t found the outfit or strength for me to blog it. They’re manly and loose, love them. Instead, I blogged this little number. The spring/summer is all about bright colors and prints and BODYSUITS! I didn’t blog a bodysuit. Anywho, I added the stole just as a little accessory to play down the summerness of the outfit and to keep up my supermodel status. Nothing says supermodel like a dead animal around your neck. Everything else is pretty much recycled from my enormous inventory, which isn’t too big because I hear that some people have like 70K items, I’m swimming about 32K. Go do something fun. I need for you to come here and save me.

The SuperModel Wears:
Hair: Stereo in Blur Root by !lamb
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Lipstick: Lola Lipstick in Blue by Handmade
Stole: Dark Fur Stole in V by Paper Couture
Sweater: Austen Pullover in Mustard by mon tissu *Rigged Mesh*
Skirt: Short Pleats Skirt in Sea by Toki Doki
Stockings: Day Tights in Cream by mon tissu
Heels: Maitreya Pumps in Magenta *Old Group Gift*
Rings: Shields Rings in Silver by LaGyo
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Necklace: Silver Bead Necklace by Paper Couture
Pose: Del May
Glasses: Alphavillain

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Sorry For Being Addicted To Bodysuits, Bitch!

Post:  Hey hey hey! I’ve been planning what to write in my sleep. I took this photo last night and I was prepping my blog post. I do that for everything. Most of my scholarly essays have been written that way, so you get a nice mixture of snoring, words, and drool. Yes, I drool and so are you right now while looking at my amazing figure. What, what? Get at me Jennifer Hudson. By Jove, I have a lot of anger as you can see.  So, you see, I have a crazy addiction. Jessie J and I share this addiction. I’m not proud of it because I’ve destructed many people’s stores while on the hunt for them. So, I would like to take this blog entry to make a formal apology, I’m not sure if Jessie J wants to do the same, she or her lawyers haven’t called me yet. Here goes: I’m sorry for being addicted to bodysuits. Did I keep a straight face? Damn it, I gotta work on that straight face, so that when I run for president, I’ll be able to stare straight into the camera lens and tell the world that, “No I’ll never use government money to pay for shoes.”, I gotta be able to pokerfaced. Anywho, I do love bodysuits. They’re so easy to wear and they look great. They versatile & look great with layers, without layers, with heels or sneakers, belted. I like baggier ones but I also like the skimpy skin tight like this one. Bold prints are big for the spring/summer this year and so is print clashing as pictured. I’ve also got a bindi on. I think they’re so cool. A nice touch of face jewelry. Go get a bodysuit, you might wanner pick up some Crisco to get into one of these skin thigh, I recommend the original brand, no store brand business. Bye.

The SuperModel Wears; (Yes, I’m a supermodel… I’ve got the license to prove it)
Hair: Femme Fatale Bun in Black by Paper Couture
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Black Brows by Fashionably Dead
Bindi: bindi in Blue by Zaara
Vest: Distressed Denim Vest in Grey by Vive9
Vest: Apolo Vest in Pale by H.Luzza
Shirt: Cropped Top in Floral Bev [03] by Emery
Bodysuit: Leopard Bz Bodysuit Original by !Redemption!
Glasses: Tapered Shades in Neutral by Epoque
Earrings: Pearl Cluster Studs by Paper Couture
Necklace: Upper Class Ghetto Necklace in Off White & Black by Royal Blue
Belt: Ryna Belt in Smoke by R.icielli
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Heels: Revolution Pumps in  Indigo by Epoque
Pose: PDA

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James Dean’s Blue Jeans

 Post: Hello! Happy Easter. I’m so pissed. I was expecting for my mother, I mean the Easter Bunny, to go buy me one of those so super cool Easter baskets that I feel too awkward to buy. The awkwardness comes from I don’t look young enough to buy it for myself and not old enough to buy it for my assumed child. My mom, I mean the dumbasss Easter Bunny, bought me chocolate instead. I love chocolate, but I would love it much more if it were in one of those cool baskets, Mom! Ugh, the agony of being middle aged. So what’s up peeps? Peeps is kinda ironic right now because like peeps are sold during Easter, yeah you get it. I was gonna make a nice plate with cut up construction paper and set it out for the bunny, but I’ve been feeling sick so I popped 300 nyquills and took a nice long nap. So, look at that cool Chantkare skirt. It’s mesh, of course. Everything’s gonna be mesh soon. It’s nice high waist and when you sit, walk, or pose, these cool realistic wrinkles/shadows appear on the skirt which is real cool. It adds that realisitic affect. I also bought this hair from Lelutka that’s also mesh. I kinda like mesh hair. It sits right, moves right, I don’t have to edit it. I don’t know. I made my lips bigger in PS. It looks a bit weird but that’s what it is. Everything is recycled except the cool ring from DDL. The sunglasses are theirs too. She makes nice accessories. Everything else is recycled. Go eat a painted boiled egg.

The SuperModel Wears; (Who the hell am I kidding, I’m the model. It should say supermodel)
Hair: Oops in Marilyn by Lelutka *Roots reinforced in PS* *Mesh*
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Black Brows by fashionably dead
Glasses: Raining Inside in Green 2 by DDL
Headband: Novelize Headband in White by LaGyo
Ring: Semi Precious Stone Ring in Opal Gold by DDL
Necklace: Ewa Ram Necklace in Gold by LaGyo
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Bracelet: Shield Bangle in White by LaGyo
Belt: Part of Style Dress in Plum by Lelutka
Vest: Distressed Denim Vest in Grey by Vive9
Shirt: Coral Dress by Emery *TDRB item*
Skirt: Pippy Peplum Skirt in Crimson by Chantkare *mesh*
Heels: fu(n)k you shoes in Emerald by h.m.a.e.m
Pose: Jet Plane by PDA

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