Monthly Archives: August 2011

Bowl Cuts Aren’t Helmets

Post: So I’m a beantown girl. I live in Boston and we’re mid hurricane. Oh God I’m terrified. I’ve been alive only 19 years and I’ve never witnessed a hurricane, some scary shit fo show. So let me keep this pose very short. If I die, I have life insurance. Both SL & RL insurance. Call Mr. Phillip Linden and he’ll forward you the money.

The Model Wears; (IDK Why I Still Say That, I Do Everything)
CheerNo (Male Section)
Fashionably Dead
La Malvada Mujer
Football Suit:
CheerNo (Male Section)
Neck Thing:
Atelier AM

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Post: Hi! So, for this “issue” of my blog, I’ve decided NOT TO SWEAR. Honestly, swearing is dumb. I’m not a witch so I shouldn’t swear. I wonder who came up with these words, they sound like dumb children words. I don’t get it, but I do adore a nice swearing session.  I have established that no book that I shall read is enough to satisfy my book craving, so I shall write a book. I have already begun, but I’m not gonna tell you what its about. Anyways. I LOVE THIS NEW EPOQUE JACKET. Ok, so being completely honest. I went into to Epoque to look at the new sheer gown. According to WordPress Spellcheck: Epoque should be Époque. I like that better if you ask me. Classier. Anyways, I love sheer! I wanted it to be like a cape skirt thing but veil material. A lace sheer skirt. But then I caught eye of the jacket. I thought it looked a little too tacky, like I imagined the shoulders being too pointy, and also I had 2L under the price. So I gave this guy a quick blowjob for it. YES, VINTAGE MCMILLAN, A BLOWJOB FOR YOUR JACKET. And I bought it and won’t take it off since. The store mannequin can be deceiving. But now I’m in love. Everything else is old stuff in my inventory, except that cute hair by Lamb. I wish I had the balls to do that to my hair. I’m trying to get on WordPress Freshly Pressed, so lets keep it classy. And if I don’t get on it because of the word “blowjob”, I’m calling Julia Roberts and telling her she was a dirty pretty woman.

The Model Wears; (Who Am I Kidding? I Do Everything)

Hair: Lamb
Royal Blue
Necklaces: Paper Couture & LayGo
Location: Devils Pocket
Soundtrack: Countdown by Beyonce



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Vintage Broad With Bad Hair Dye

Post: This is the first day in many days that I actually roll out of bed at 10 am. I’m loving it. I’m done with work & am prepping to go back to school soon. Fifth Grade! Big step in my life. Now I have time to blog and do stupid shit.  Britney Spears came to Boston the other night and I wish I had gone. But, I’m saving my money to go see Adele when she comes by. I love Adele. I can do a killer Rolling in The Deep. Oh I adore my little android. It’s sitting next to me and serenading me some pop music. Life if good. So, I’ve been so out of SL, I don’t have much gossip or shit to talk about. Oh god, rain is pouring in through my window. Chapping my anus right now. Is rain good for wood floor? I’m too lazy to get up. I went to Orientation the other day and it was awesome. I was the baddest chick there, but what can such a fly person do? Anywho, I gotta go clean a mess. I wonder if I can get the storm clean up people in here.

The Model Wears;
Hair: lamb
Skin: &bean
Lips: pididdle
Jacket: peqe
Top:  house of fox
Skirt: vive 9 (belt included)
Necklaces: paper couture
Purse: house of fox
Location: Sea Salts
Soundtrack: Big Fat Bass by B. Spears

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Big Shoulders Elongate The Glamour

Post: Hello! I’ve finally got some time to blog. I’m working, then hitting college orientation etc. Busy as a bee. I got a new phone! My little baby android. Its sooo cute, I love it. I feel all super hyper tech. I love role play communities. These places make taking pictures awesome. I love going to grungy places, especially if the look is more of a posh chic look. It gives it the tale of two cities look. Marie Antoinette kind of feeling against the peasants of France. Everything is old in this outfit, except the top. It’s new in my inventory but its probably old at Gato. Love their looks, but I wish more stuff were mod, especially prims, I wanna be able to stretch and minimize. Anyways, I gotta go because I’m hungry. Ciao.

The Model Wears;

Hair: 69
Skin: &bean
Lips: pididdle
Jacket: sms
Shirt: gato
Skirt: milk motion
Sock: milk motion
Heels: pixel mode
Purse: SMS
Location: city of perdition
Sountrack: Big Fat Bass by B. Spears

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