Gatorade Glam

Post: Hello! I shouldn’t be blogging. I’ve got my last final exam tomorrow. Biology! I should be studying or taking a shower or getting ready for bed. But, I’m not. So let me try to get this done quickly. I also have to pee, I just sucked down a whole bottle of one of those big gatorade ones. Fruit punch. It makes my lips and tongue red, so I use a straw but it’s not very helpful. Anyways, I finally changed over to Firestorm. I don’t like its setup. I like Phoenix. But, phoenix doesn’t allow multiple layers of clothes and makeup and I need higher preference for mesh. So I decided to try Firestorm for real this time. I even undownloaded Phoenix. I’m serious, man. But, my biggest problem with Firestorm is the higher preferences. I like to take outdoor photographs for my blogs and I take full advantage of the windlights and to be able to use clouds, you gotta go higher on graphic preferences. But, firestorm can’t support that. It crashes, so I gotta use these dumb fake photoshop ones. It sucks. Ugh, this Papa Gino’s pizza didn’t sit well with me today. I love their pizza. I revisited Culture Shock and I got the little shirt vest by Ladies Who Lunch. It’s so cute. I also got this cool denim jacket from Aoharu, not from culture shock. It’s swag. Go shop and don’t choose Biology as your major, it’s hard.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Femme Fatale Bun in Black by Paper Couture
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Bird Skin by Fashionably Dead
Lips: Lost My Keys by Pididdle
Eyebrows: 8 by La Malvada Mujer
Eye Makeup: Horn Makeup V2 by Handmade
Jacket: Riders Leather Blouson in Denim Light by aoharu
Shirt: Muertos Layering Vest in Purple by Ladies Who Lunch *Culture Shock 2012*
Undershirt: Crochet Applique Dress in Touch of Melon by Nylon Outfitters *CollaBor 88*
Skirt: Part of Vanity Gown in Black by Vanguard
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Necklace: Silver Bead Necklace by Paper Couture
Glasses: Pacifist Glasses in Blue by Alphavillian

Wigstruck

Post:  Hello! What’s popping hot stuff? I was told that I shouldn’t say “what’s up?” nevertheless “what’s popping?”. I should stick to the pretty nice girl business and just say “how are you?” and distort my face into a sincere smile.  I don’t know if I can do that. I like to experiment. I also love the word baboon. It just rolls off of the tongue like nobody’s business. I had a list of rolling off the tongue words but I forgot them. I’ve got a paper to write about the soundtrack of my life. I don’t remember most of my life, so I don’t know what I’m gonna do. I’ll probably make up some dramatic events, or I’ll write it in hypothetical terms such as, “If I were ever cast in a Woody Allen movie, I would like for Blue Jeans by Lana Del Rey to play as I walk out of Penn Station onto the street. I’m wearing a fabulous  belted trench-coat with sheer black stockings. My hair is parted in the middle with long gorgeous waves with ombre looking californian highlights. My lips are full and red. I fumble with my pocketbook hung to my arm by with long golden intertwined chain, finally finding my pack cigarettes. I walk down the street as I pull out a cigarette from my pack and light it, taking a puff and releasing a large cloud of smoke, polluting the smoggy NYC air. My hands are covered in different rings. I’m walking like a supermodel, one foot in front of the other. Then, I trip in fall and the music changes.” There’s my essay. Anywho, those super uper cool pants are from Keane. They’re mesh and come in baggy and extra baggy. They also come with a cute belt. The pants are gorge. Everything else is recycled, except the new hair by epoque. It’s the guy hair thats like a pomp with shaved sides. See ya soon, gotta go kill people for my essay.

The Model Wears:
Hair:Pomp It Up in Void by Epoque
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Jacket: One Buttons Blazer in Leopard by ISON
Shirt:  Graphic Tee  in Merci Beau Coup by tres blah
Pants: Croatia Pants in Blue by Keane
Earrings: Ewa Ram Earrings in Gold by LaGyo
Glasses: Jackie O. Sunglasses by Nylon Outfitters
Shoelace: Shoelace Headband by =FT
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Shoes: UBU Drunks by Urban Bomb Unit
Pose: Ribbon

Jumping Jehovah!

  

Post: Whoo! Thats a lot of pictures. They’re kinda fucked up, I’m sorry. So, ladies and gents, I don’t discriminate, jumpsuits are back. I love jumpsuits. Zip zip its on and you look great. These are the necessary SL jumpsuits for this spring. You have the options of long, short, or mid, long sleeve or short, halter top etc. They’re all in vibrant colors and look best when belted. So go buy one and wear a belt.

These credits are for the big pictures.

1
Hair: Epoque *Old hair fair gift, no longer for sale*
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Makeup: Cheap Makeup
Necklace: Paper Couture
Shoes: Vive 9
Nails: Izzie’s
Jumpsuit: R.icielli

2
Hair: Elikatira
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Makeup: Cheap Makeup
Jumpsuit: Celoe
Shoes: Elikatira
Earrings: Paper Couture
Nails: Izzie’s

3
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Necklace: Paper Couture
Jumpsuit: Emery *not sure if on sale anymore*
Shoes: Lelutka
Nails: Izzie’s

4
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Shirt: LMK
Jumpsuit: Milk Motion *not sure if on sale anymore*
Earrings: FuLo
Belt: fri.day
Shoes: Epoque

5

Hair: Elikatira
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Earrings: FuLo
Jumpsuit: R.icielli
Bra: Epoque
Shoes: fri.day

Ms. Trampe

Post:  Hello! I’m backish. I’ve had a long hard week so I’ve been lusting for computer time. I actually feel like the computer makes me tenser than unwinding, maybe because my computer is a rock age one that has a mental disability because its always telling me its not responding. Shh, don’t tell him or he’ll shut down on me forever and I really don’t need that right now. I’m chilling and listening to some Lana Del Rey. She’s a cool cat, and her lips! If they’re botox, she better send me over her doctah’s numbah. I picked up some goodies at Collarbor 88. I love this place, 88Ls for a shirt and dress (indiviually that is). I saw an albino asian woman at the mall in the living flesh, I was like, “Rub me, I want some luck.” They’re some cool peeps. I’m sorry about the plain background, I’m not a huge fan of those but I’m a lazy bum. Um, I guess thats all for now. See ya soon!

The Model Wears;
Hair: Lamb
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Glasses: DDL
Jacket: Part of a jacket from The Boutique
Shirt: ufo *COLLARBOR 88
Skirt: Part of a dress from Nylon Outfitters *COLLARBOR 88
Heels: Elikatira
Pose: PDA

Chinese Flowers On My Back

Post: Hello! Finally, I got a little time to unwind. My first week back to school and I’m pooped. My eyelids hurt. It’s bad. I’m gonna finish this post, shower, and sleep. Anywho, I’m not a fan of color backgrounds. I love looking at them, but I feel like they’re a bigger hassle to do because of the green screen. I don’t have patience this week to hunt a location and I’m getting sick of the ones I’m using. So, there it is. I also wanted to blog now because I found this GATO sweater in my closet and I just had to blog it. I have a mon tissu skirt that I’ve wanting to blog but I just can’t find the right outfit. Ugh, annoying. Anywho, I’ll see you guys soon.

The Model Wears;
Hair: Brunch Queen in Bliss by Epoque
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Bird Skin by Fashionably Dead
Sweater: Sofa Jacket by GATO
Shirt: Abstract Sit Crew in Black by Nylon Outfitters
Pants: High Waisted Cigarette Trousers in Cream by ISON
Belt: Lucid Belt in Yellow by fri.day
Shoes: High Oxford Shoes in Black by Tesla
Necklace: Eleganzah Pearl Necklace in Chrome by La BlaQ

Wrap Me In Silk

Post: This post might come out shitty, but dont they all. Im using my crappy virgin mobile phone & it sucks. I might not add full credits because that might be impossible. I really wanna post this today! Can you fucliong believe that i missed hair fair! Pissed. I want someone to make sl weave. Light & jin are working on it while i stand there & look hawt.

Credits:
hair: Epoque
skin: Nylon Outfitters
lips: Pididdle
blouse: dg
vest: Aoharu
jeans: Fab.Pony
purse: ufo
glasses: Paper Couture

Canvas Flawas

Post: Happy Late 4th of July for my fellow Americans. I’ m from the USA, so I was popping, locking, and dropping for Ben Franklin. I’m about to head out to the beach in a few minutes, but I decided to make a post beforehand. I finally finished my book and I hate not having anything to read as good as that. I need to soothe my way out of the novel, so that I can enter another one. Its crazy people talk, but what can I do?

The Model Wears;
Hair: Guardian in Genetic Pack by Epoque
Skin: Beach Baby in Smokey by (NO)
Shirt: Irma Shirt in Cream by LeLutka
Skirt: Part of Canvas Flowers by Paper Couture
Belt: Vanessa in Smoky by R.icielli
Feet: SLink in Tiptoe

Bullett Necklace

Post: Hola! My blog sucks. I changed the url & now the syndication is fucked and I hate messing with this crap. I feel like I lost readers and such because of that, it was the worst thing I did. Oh well! I’m currently finishing a novel called The Robber Bride by Margaret Atwood and I have like 20 pages to go, but I don’t want to finish reading it. It’s a mystery kind of novel so the ending is the last piece to the puzzle & I hate finishing a good book because I keep comparing it to every other one I will try to read after this one. One thing I like to do is read the last page of every book first, so that maybe I can solve the novel while reading. I also like that in the beginning it means nothing, but when I reach that page, it makes sense. I probably sound like such a faggot but what can I do? “Did she just say faggot?” “Omg is a guy?!” No, I have a clitoris & the other accessories.  I wanna write a book someday, I have great novel ideas, I just need a writing coach to help me with setting up the novel etc. I hit the hair fair today. I am a faithful epoqueist so thats the only hair I bought. It’s the one photographed if you’re wondering. Its cute. Expensive for what it is, because its only a prim piece but Vin probably worked real hard on it, so who am I to judge? I also finally purchase the cute safari shorts at Lelutka. They’re cute! Love them. I hate fairs, it was sooo laggy there, someone should create an online bazaar fair thing. Jayaram 12! I’d be a great fashion president. I guess thats a wrap.

The Model Wears;

Hair: Guardian in Void by Epoque *Hair Fair*
Skin: Beach Baby in Smoky by Nylon Outfitters
Glasses: Oversized Shades in Muted by Epoque
Shirt: Part of Seen by Moonlight by Paper Couture
Pants: Safari Pants in Vanilla by Lelutka
Stockings: Sheer Tights in Black by Vive 9
Heels: Basic Pumps in Cream by fri.day
Collar: Gold Chocker by ICON
Bangle: Snakeskin Bangle in 14 Carrot Gold by Armidi
Earring: Oversized Enamel Loops by Paper Couture

Location: Silver Springs
Soundtrack: Girls Fall Like Dominoes by Nicki Minaj

summer royalty

Skin: Beach Baby in Smokey by (NO)
Makeup: Princess Rehab by Pididdle
Turban: Badu Turban by Lelutka
Shirts: Lace Onesie in White by Epoque & Part of Style Dress in Plum by Lelutka
Bottoms: Lace Onesie in White by Epoque
Shoes: Revolution Pumps in Pea by Epoque
Belt: Part of Style Dress in Plum by Lelutka

Turban: Same as Above
Skin: Same As Above
Shawl: Dark Fur Stole in V by Paper Couture
Bottoms: Corselet in White by CheerNo
Earrings: Studded Gold Circle Earrings by Paper Couture
Heels: Same As Above

Hair:
Skin: Same As Above
Makeup: Under Eyeshadow 11 by Cheap Makeup
Shirt: Cropped Top Floral Bev in 03 by Emery
Skirt: Part of Debut Gown by Epoque
Heels: Saffron Pumps in Electric Red by Lelutka

 

Skin: Same As Above
Turban: Badu Turban by Lelutka
Eyebrows: Anthology of Transition #2 by La Malvada Mujer
Tops: Part of Shiver Dress by Lelutka & Lace Onesie in White by Epoque
Skirt: Skirt Ebby in Indigo by Emery
Belt: Vanessa Belt by R.icielli
Heels: Move Pumps in Nude by [e]

Post: Ahhhh! I’m finally done with those credits! I know most of them by heart, but some I gotta look up and it drives me insane. Anyways, hello! My leg just fell asleep, I love sitting on my bed & blogging but my legs always fall asleep. Sykpe is being a cuntoris because it doesn’t let me open it. I’m in love with the new turban at Lelutka because I feel like people should be able to just wrap up their weaves when they don’t feel like making it look smooth & sexy. I decided to do a little mini editorial at this tropical castle I found will exploring SL on horseback. There’s some new things at Emery that are quite delicious. Such talent. My stubby little fingers keep misspelling everything this morning. WordPress spellcheck sucks. I wrote “theres” and they didn’t know how to fix that. WTF? I think I need a pill, so thats where I leave you my little wieners. Till next time.

Working Gal

Post: There’s a tornado watch in Massachusetts & I’m scared. Jesus better not be coming back because I’m busy this week. Tornados are horrifying and my hair is too pretty for them. I might be back, if I don’t get blown away like Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. By the way, Word press, you’re spell check is fucked up. They don’t recognize “dont”. WTF? Crazy absurdity. If I had control over the world or was at least a hawt president, I would wear sexy pencil skirts and would have all the men under my belt, not literally because I’m not a whore, I’m just a slut. If I were Eva Braun back when Hitler was around, I would’ve stuck his ass in a gas chamber and would run the world. Thats just me, if you dont agree, come fight me, I got my vaseline out & everything.

The Model Wears:
Hair: RYKIEL in Irish Red by Lelutka
Skin: Beach Baby in Smokey by NO
Lips: Princess Rehab by Pididdle
Jacket: Boyfriend Blazer in Beigie by SMS
Shirt: Irma Shirt in Purple by Le Lutka
Pants: Resort Sweats in Grey by Tahari
Glasses: Aviator Glasses in Cream by Paper Couture
Belt: Vanessa Belt in Smoky by R.icielli
Heels: Move Pumps in Nude by [e]
Purse: Weekender Tote in Blue by HOF