Trina, You Bitch!

Post: Hello! Oh Sweet Mary Magdalene, I sure have to pee. I should go to the bathroom, it isn’t healthy for my body to hold in so much urine. It’s probably why I’m bloated. I just don’t have the strength to get up. I worked out yesterday. It was intense. I went during my regular hours and it was raining so there were no Mexicans there. So, anyways, I kinda (because I don’t promise anything) promised a synopsis of The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood. It’s a story within within. There’s three stories. The story of Iris as she becomes older and closer to death and how she’s struggling with that. Her part is very comical, made me laugh. She decided to write the story of her life and her sister’s, Laura, life as well. She recounts their childhood, Iris’s marriage to a rich business man who ends up raping Laura and then places her in an asylum and has her baby aborted, she always shares her and Laura’s affair with the same man upto the point where Laura drives Iris’s car off a bridge. Laura is a weird but interesting character. Then, in between these chapters there’s the story called The Blind Assassin, which is about two unnamed lovers who meet secretly. he’s a storywriter and he tells her the sci fi story of the blind assassin that saves the tongueless princess from being sacrificed. The story of the lovers is then published under Laura’s name, even though the story is Iris’s and is about her affair with Alex Thomas. It’s a great book. Go read it. I love this pencil skirt. Great stuff. I was a big fan of MichaMi, but I had forgotten about then. New stuff at MichaMi & Lethal Couture. Go shop.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Paper Couture
Skin:Fashionably Dead
Lips: Pididdle
Shirt: Lethal Couture
Skirt: MichaMi
Stockings: No. 9
Boots: Fashionably Dead
Earrings: Paper Couture
Rings: LaGyo & DDL
Glasses: Priss
Pose: LAP

Bowie Left His Heels!

Post:  Hello! I shouldn’t even be on this computer. I have some obligations to get to which include walking my adorable yet definitely mentally challenged dog. He’s fucked. He’s a dumbass and he doesn’t learn. It’s like, “Dog, you need to get hooked on some doggy common sense phonics.” I don’t know what to do anymore. I should also be at the gym burning calories. I think it might not happen because I missed my time slot. I’m done with college, so I usually go at 1 or 2 because all the mexican men that invade the gym haven’t arrived yet, they arrive after 3. So if I go now, it’s gonna be infested with those little mexican men and boys walking around thinking that they’re the last burrito in Guadalajara and this gringa wants to slobber on that burrito. And I mean a burrito, no nasty business.  I’m not even sure if Guadalajara is in Mexico, but you get my point. So, why am I naked again? Well, because nudity is the way to go. Fashionably Dead’s owner and creator, Toast Bard, (cool ass name) has released this swaggingful boots or shoes. I think they’re called Bowie Boots. Wait, no, they’re called Bowie Heels. Well they’re dope. They come in color changing socks through a hud. They’re rigged mesh, so they’re editable. The fatpacks come with a special heel that’s like fatpack only. Try a demo first so that you make sure they look right on you, nothing worse than buying shoes that make you look like you have a duck feet. Even though ducks have cute ass feet. Unlike my dog. My dog has cool ass ears and his face is precious. But he’s an asshole. My haagen dazs ice cream melted and it tastes even better as a liquid smoothie thing. They should make those. Copyrights to Leona Jayaram. I just finished reading The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood. She wrote The Handmaid’s Tale. It’s a great read, I’m not gonna give a synopsis during this blog post, next one. Go pick up those Bowie Heels!

The Naked Tramp Wears:
Hair: Paper Couture
Skin: FD
Lips: Handmade
Earrings: LaGyo
Boots: Floral 2 Bowie Heels by FD
Feet: SLink *Tiptoes*
Stockings: blowpop
Pose: Del May

Gatorade Glam

Post: Hello! I shouldn’t be blogging. I’ve got my last final exam tomorrow. Biology! I should be studying or taking a shower or getting ready for bed. But, I’m not. So let me try to get this done quickly. I also have to pee, I just sucked down a whole bottle of one of those big gatorade ones. Fruit punch. It makes my lips and tongue red, so I use a straw but it’s not very helpful. Anyways, I finally changed over to Firestorm. I don’t like its setup. I like Phoenix. But, phoenix doesn’t allow multiple layers of clothes and makeup and I need higher preference for mesh. So I decided to try Firestorm for real this time. I even undownloaded Phoenix. I’m serious, man. But, my biggest problem with Firestorm is the higher preferences. I like to take outdoor photographs for my blogs and I take full advantage of the windlights and to be able to use clouds, you gotta go higher on graphic preferences. But, firestorm can’t support that. It crashes, so I gotta use these dumb fake photoshop ones. It sucks. Ugh, this Papa Gino’s pizza didn’t sit well with me today. I love their pizza. I revisited Culture Shock and I got the little shirt vest by Ladies Who Lunch. It’s so cute. I also got this cool denim jacket from Aoharu, not from culture shock. It’s swag. Go shop and don’t choose Biology as your major, it’s hard.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Femme Fatale Bun in Black by Paper Couture
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Bird Skin by Fashionably Dead
Lips: Lost My Keys by Pididdle
Eyebrows: 8 by La Malvada Mujer
Eye Makeup: Horn Makeup V2 by Handmade
Jacket: Riders Leather Blouson in Denim Light by aoharu
Shirt: Muertos Layering Vest in Purple by Ladies Who Lunch *Culture Shock 2012*
Undershirt: Crochet Applique Dress in Touch of Melon by Nylon Outfitters *CollaBor 88*
Skirt: Part of Vanity Gown in Black by Vanguard
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Necklace: Silver Bead Necklace by Paper Couture
Glasses: Pacifist Glasses in Blue by Alphavillian

Alias Wallis

Post:  Hello! How is everyone? There’s such a huge coat of fog over Boston. It’s a little frightening, like that movie where the fog takes over and then scary things happen. Speaking of movies, I watched some movies over the last few days. I watched W.E by Madonna. I’ve been dying to see it and I after I did, I kinda wanna change my wardrobe and just wear A line dresses with belts. Its so glam. The movie’s pretty good, I loved the costumes and scenery. Andrea Risenborough is a kick ass actress. She’s so good. The story line is pretty good, but Madonna had said she wanted to portray Wallis Simpson’s feelings about marrying a man who was willing to abdicate the throne because of her, and I feel the film lacked that. We only get to see a raw Wallis during one of the closing scenes where her letters are being read and that’s like two minutes of screen time. I wish the film showed more of her suffering, if she was suffering, which I think she was because her commitment to him was stronger than just marriage morals, but he gave up everything for her, so they’re relationship was unbreakable. Madonna has kick ass skills with camera movement and filming. The scenes are filmed in such a cool way. Good eye. I also watched Elizabeth: The Golden Age. It was also good, but I also felt like the story was rushed. The costumes and acting was superb, but like the attack on England was like two seconds, and Elizabeth’s character was a bit muted of what she must of been like. I think that for me to love a movie, it would have to be directed by me. Then, I would be completely satisfied. Switching gears, I visited Culture Shock. I bought some stuff like this gorgeous ISON jumpsuit. I also bought the lace gown because you never know when you’re gonna need a gown. I also bought some jewelry from LaGyo and then I crashed and I don’t have the strength to go back, because I don’t like fair like events. It’s the lag, and the nakedness of it. I gotta walk about naked and ramming into people like the whore from babylon. So, I’ll pass. But I never am able to resist, so go visit Culture Shock.

The SuperModel Wears; (I don’t have the strength to write out full credits, sorry!)
Hair: S h i
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Lips: Pididdle
Jumpsuit: ISON *Culture Shock*
Shirt: ISON
Belt: fri.day
Heels: House Of Fox
Rings: LaGyo *Culture Shock*, Paper Couture
Necklace: Paper Couture
Pose: tram

Pleated Cowhead

Post: Hello! I hope everything is just swell. Let me start off by saying that I had the most realest encounter with a skunk. He looked up at me and his eyes said, “Ma’am… please … ma’am, you need to step away from me or I’m going to be obligated to spray you in like ten seconds.” I so stepped away from him. I was terrified. He was so cute, but just the thought of being attacked by him is terrifying. I think thats why I’m super phobic of snakes and spiders. The idea of something like attacking me, oh jesus. And, for the record, I ain’t no damsel in distress. I love killing bugs and I’ve got bigger balls than most men, but these are the few things that scare me. So, lets get to the useful stuff, I bought these cool mesh pants by NYU. I bought the Debut Long Pants, everyone’s blogged the high waist ones, but these are like fancy chinos. I love them but I haven’t found the outfit or strength for me to blog it. They’re manly and loose, love them. Instead, I blogged this little number. The spring/summer is all about bright colors and prints and BODYSUITS! I didn’t blog a bodysuit. Anywho, I added the stole just as a little accessory to play down the summerness of the outfit and to keep up my supermodel status. Nothing says supermodel like a dead animal around your neck. Everything else is pretty much recycled from my enormous inventory, which isn’t too big because I hear that some people have like 70K items, I’m swimming about 32K. Go do something fun. I need for you to come here and save me.

The SuperModel Wears:
Hair: Stereo in Blur Root by !lamb
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Lipstick: Lola Lipstick in Blue by Handmade
Stole: Dark Fur Stole in V by Paper Couture
Sweater: Austen Pullover in Mustard by mon tissu *Rigged Mesh*
Skirt: Short Pleats Skirt in Sea by Toki Doki
Stockings: Day Tights in Cream by mon tissu
Heels: Maitreya Pumps in Magenta *Old Group Gift*
Rings: Shields Rings in Silver by LaGyo
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Necklace: Silver Bead Necklace by Paper Couture
Pose: Del May
Glasses: Alphavillain

Sorry For Being Addicted To Bodysuits, Bitch!

Post:  Hey hey hey! I’ve been planning what to write in my sleep. I took this photo last night and I was prepping my blog post. I do that for everything. Most of my scholarly essays have been written that way, so you get a nice mixture of snoring, words, and drool. Yes, I drool and so are you right now while looking at my amazing figure. What, what? Get at me Jennifer Hudson. By Jove, I have a lot of anger as you can see.  So, you see, I have a crazy addiction. Jessie J and I share this addiction. I’m not proud of it because I’ve destructed many people’s stores while on the hunt for them. So, I would like to take this blog entry to make a formal apology, I’m not sure if Jessie J wants to do the same, she or her lawyers haven’t called me yet. Here goes: I’m sorry for being addicted to bodysuits. Did I keep a straight face? Damn it, I gotta work on that straight face, so that when I run for president, I’ll be able to stare straight into the camera lens and tell the world that, “No I’ll never use government money to pay for shoes.”, I gotta be able to pokerfaced. Anywho, I do love bodysuits. They’re so easy to wear and they look great. They versatile & look great with layers, without layers, with heels or sneakers, belted. I like baggier ones but I also like the skimpy skin tight like this one. Bold prints are big for the spring/summer this year and so is print clashing as pictured. I’ve also got a bindi on. I think they’re so cool. A nice touch of face jewelry. Go get a bodysuit, you might wanner pick up some Crisco to get into one of these skin thigh, I recommend the original brand, no store brand business. Bye.

The SuperModel Wears; (Yes, I’m a supermodel… I’ve got the license to prove it)
Hair: Femme Fatale Bun in Black by Paper Couture
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Black Brows by Fashionably Dead
Bindi: bindi in Blue by Zaara
Vest: Distressed Denim Vest in Grey by Vive9
Vest: Apolo Vest in Pale by H.Luzza
Shirt: Cropped Top in Floral Bev [03] by Emery
Bodysuit: Leopard Bz Bodysuit Original by !Redemption!
Glasses: Tapered Shades in Neutral by Epoque
Earrings: Pearl Cluster Studs by Paper Couture
Necklace: Upper Class Ghetto Necklace in Off White & Black by Royal Blue
Belt: Ryna Belt in Smoke by R.icielli
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Heels: Revolution Pumps in  Indigo by Epoque
Pose: PDA

James Dean’s Blue Jeans

 Post: Hello! Happy Easter. I’m so pissed. I was expecting for my mother, I mean the Easter Bunny, to go buy me one of those so super cool Easter baskets that I feel too awkward to buy. The awkwardness comes from I don’t look young enough to buy it for myself and not old enough to buy it for my assumed child. My mom, I mean the dumbasss Easter Bunny, bought me chocolate instead. I love chocolate, but I would love it much more if it were in one of those cool baskets, Mom! Ugh, the agony of being middle aged. So what’s up peeps? Peeps is kinda ironic right now because like peeps are sold during Easter, yeah you get it. I was gonna make a nice plate with cut up construction paper and set it out for the bunny, but I’ve been feeling sick so I popped 300 nyquills and took a nice long nap. So, look at that cool Chantkare skirt. It’s mesh, of course. Everything’s gonna be mesh soon. It’s nice high waist and when you sit, walk, or pose, these cool realistic wrinkles/shadows appear on the skirt which is real cool. It adds that realisitic affect. I also bought this hair from Lelutka that’s also mesh. I kinda like mesh hair. It sits right, moves right, I don’t have to edit it. I don’t know. I made my lips bigger in PS. It looks a bit weird but that’s what it is. Everything is recycled except the cool ring from DDL. The sunglasses are theirs too. She makes nice accessories. Everything else is recycled. Go eat a painted boiled egg.

The SuperModel Wears; (Who the hell am I kidding, I’m the model. It should say supermodel)
Hair: Oops in Marilyn by Lelutka *Roots reinforced in PS* *Mesh*
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Black Brows by fashionably dead
Glasses: Raining Inside in Green 2 by DDL
Headband: Novelize Headband in White by LaGyo
Ring: Semi Precious Stone Ring in Opal Gold by DDL
Necklace: Ewa Ram Necklace in Gold by LaGyo
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Bracelet: Shield Bangle in White by LaGyo
Belt: Part of Style Dress in Plum by Lelutka
Vest: Distressed Denim Vest in Grey by Vive9
Shirt: Coral Dress by Emery *TDRB item*
Skirt: Pippy Peplum Skirt in Crimson by Chantkare *mesh*
Heels: fu(n)k you shoes in Emerald by h.m.a.e.m
Pose: Jet Plane by PDA

Wigstruck

Post:  Hello! What’s popping hot stuff? I was told that I shouldn’t say “what’s up?” nevertheless “what’s popping?”. I should stick to the pretty nice girl business and just say “how are you?” and distort my face into a sincere smile.  I don’t know if I can do that. I like to experiment. I also love the word baboon. It just rolls off of the tongue like nobody’s business. I had a list of rolling off the tongue words but I forgot them. I’ve got a paper to write about the soundtrack of my life. I don’t remember most of my life, so I don’t know what I’m gonna do. I’ll probably make up some dramatic events, or I’ll write it in hypothetical terms such as, “If I were ever cast in a Woody Allen movie, I would like for Blue Jeans by Lana Del Rey to play as I walk out of Penn Station onto the street. I’m wearing a fabulous  belted trench-coat with sheer black stockings. My hair is parted in the middle with long gorgeous waves with ombre looking californian highlights. My lips are full and red. I fumble with my pocketbook hung to my arm by with long golden intertwined chain, finally finding my pack cigarettes. I walk down the street as I pull out a cigarette from my pack and light it, taking a puff and releasing a large cloud of smoke, polluting the smoggy NYC air. My hands are covered in different rings. I’m walking like a supermodel, one foot in front of the other. Then, I trip in fall and the music changes.” There’s my essay. Anywho, those super uper cool pants are from Keane. They’re mesh and come in baggy and extra baggy. They also come with a cute belt. The pants are gorge. Everything else is recycled, except the new hair by epoque. It’s the guy hair thats like a pomp with shaved sides. See ya soon, gotta go kill people for my essay.

The Model Wears:
Hair:Pomp It Up in Void by Epoque
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Jacket: One Buttons Blazer in Leopard by ISON
Shirt:  Graphic Tee  in Merci Beau Coup by tres blah
Pants: Croatia Pants in Blue by Keane
Earrings: Ewa Ram Earrings in Gold by LaGyo
Glasses: Jackie O. Sunglasses by Nylon Outfitters
Shoelace: Shoelace Headband by =FT
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Shoes: UBU Drunks by Urban Bomb Unit
Pose: Ribbon

Mathildes

Post: Hello! It’s my birthday. Birthdays, thank yous and congratulations make me nervous and nauseous. I get all acquired and don’t know what to do. I don’t like fussing over myself, I do that enough when I touch myself. So, what’s popping boo? I went to the gym. I love it when all the foreign latin men check out my spandex hugged buttocks when I go  to spray down that horrid brown paper with that disgusting mud water. That’s pretty much it about my life. Now, lets move on to SL. I visited Cashmere for their nice hairless, and I found out that Cashmere is shared with another store for men called Keane. I forgot who owns it, but I know that the clothes are off the chain. I love men’s clothing. It adds that Olsen twins bagginess that is spectacular. So, the suit jacket is from Keane. It’s exaggeratedly large and baggy. It looks like a double breasted suit with large large glamourous shoulder pads. The coloring and shadowing is great. Hate Me and Eat Me, owned by riri bizzle (her last name isn’t really bizzle) and they’re grandma glasses. They’re like bottle bottoms, which I love. They come in a bunch of colored lenses and frames. Go pick them up. Go have sex or something.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Jacket: Keane
Shirt: Lethal Couture
Skirt: Emery
Stockings: No. 9
Heels: Pixel Mode
Nails: Izzie’s
Earrings: Paper Couture
Glasses: h.m.a.e.m
Pose: Del May

It’s My Birthday, And I’ll Cry If I Want too!

Post: Hello! It’s my birthday. Actually, it’s not until Monday, the 26th of March 1993. But who wants a birthday on Monday? Yuck. If I get a cheery happy birthday on Monday, I might deck someone. So, I’m 19! I’m a woman. Just don’t tell my mom. I can now have sex with BOYS! You can tell my mom that. I love to tell her I’m pregnant. But, I do it on such a regular basis that she doesn’t believe me anymore. I probably won’t have sex with men or little testosterone lacking little giggling boys. I do my homework and it’s easier that way. So, I revisited Cashmere. I had forgotten about this store. I tried to get the hairless photographed for free as a blogging price but the owner wouldn’t do it, but i bought it today. So, upstairs they have a male store called Keane. He or She’s got the cutest stuff eva. It’s all male stuff, but that just adds some urban bagginess to it. I bought some pants and a cool suit and these pants I’m wearing are from Cashmere actually. I’m not sure if the print from the jacket and the pants actually match, but I don’t care, it’s my birthday. I had some cake today. Yummy yum yum. I’ll see ya later. My mom’s hollering like a harlot singing in the garden, kiss me on my open mouth. Bye.

The Model Wears;
Hair: Cashmere
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Jacket: Aoharu *I always butcher this name & I don’t have SL open. Sorry.*
Pants: Cashmere
Shirt: Chantkare
Heels: House Of Fox
Nails: Izzie’s
Glasses: Epoque
Necklace: LaGyo
Belt: fri.day
Pose: Del May