Censored, Again

Post: Hello! So, I went to fi.friday yesterday and I visited the boutiques around the main event thing and I visited Loovus Dzevavor, owned by Vikeejeah Xevion, for the first time. I had seen the ads for her store and I always wanted to go, but now I did, and anyways, I found these pants! I adore them. They’re highwaist, I love that, and they’re black in the back and white in the front. They’re gorgeous and very well made so go visit  Loovus Dzevavor!

The Model Wears:
Hair: Zina in Platnium Highlight by Vive 9 *no longer avaiable*
Skin: Carmen in Summer by It Girls
Eyebrows & Teeth: Custom Made by La Malvada Mujer
Lipstick: Dont Stop Yet by Pididdle
Eyeliner: Eyeliner Summer in Black by MONS
Earrings: Geometric Wingtip Earrings in Gold by illmatic
Trousers: Editor’s Trousers by Loovus Dzevavor
Pose: Humdrum by PDA

 

 

Censored Once Again

Post: Hello! Finally, I get some alone time with my blog. I’ve missed you dearly blog. So what’s happening? Nothing much, you know. I’ve been studying and writing some crap. Cool beans. So, I am nude again. But, this time I have censored my nakedness because I’m a godly righteous person. I visited Gok this morning. Really nice stuff for cheap and I found this zipper leather pencil skirt. I love it. I love pencil skirts, which is why I aspire to become a secretary one day and wear sexy office clothing like those whores on the Express catalogues. I didn’t want to make a full outfit, so I decided to go nude, again. Well go visit Gok, nice stuff!

The Model Wears:
Hair: Epoque
Skin: It Girls
Eyeliner: Mons
Blush: LG Concept
Eyebrows: La Malvada Mujer
Headpiece: Waffle
Skirt: Gok
Stockings: Izzie’s
Necklace: Yummy
Nails: Izzie’s
Pose: tea.s

Le Audacieux

 

Post: Hello! What’s popping slim bean? This post will be relatively short because I’m tired and I’ve pre calculus to do. Yep, pre calculing like a G. So, Elate has released this adorable bow tied pencil skirt. I love it. It’s mesh and it’s so soft looking. The bow is so well made. I gotta learn how to make stuff, I really do. So, go pick up this skirt. I’m gonna go make soup because I’m cold.

The Model Wears;
Hair: Epoque
Skin: FD
Eyebrows & Teeth: Custom Made by La Malvada Mujer
Blush: LG Concept & DDL
Shirt: Paper Couture
Undershirt: Madsy *closed*
Skirt: Elate
Heels: Leverocci
Earrings: Beetlebones
Bindi: Zaara
Ring: DDL
Bracelet: Yummy
Nails: Izzie’s
Pose: Skin & Bones

Turby Turb Turban

Post: Hello! So this post will be very quick because I’ve gone back to school and I’m flabbergasted in crap and I’m tired as hell. So, I’m wearing the super uber cool coat by Mijn.boutique. It’s like a hobo/bag lady’s coat and I love it. It comes in various other prints but according to my Macy’s catalogue, houndstooth print is huge for the fall. I’ve also got on her wooden sole boots (also by Mijn.boutique if I’ve lost you). They’re also smoking cool. So, go get the stuff. I’m so tired and HUNGRY!

The Model Wears:
Turban: Yummy
Skin: Vive 9
Eyebrows & Teeth: La Malvada Mujer *custom made*
Blush: LG Concept & DDL
Jacket: Mijn.boutique
Gloves: Shi
Shoulder Pieces: Epoque
Necklace: Paper Couture
Stockings: Nylon Outfitters
Boots: Mijn.boutique
Pose: Skin & Bones

Vera Was Choked With Fur

Post: Hello! Well I’m in pain. Yes, not the usual loin awakening pain, but real hardcore “I’m getting a tattoo” pain. My wisdom teeth are coming in and there’s not enough room for these unwelcome intruders because my mouth is fucked up, even though I had braces for three and a half years of my middle school education. I have a feeling the dentist took my money and screwed me and the insurance company over. I have a baby tooth that doesn’t have an adult tooth underneath so it’s just chilling there like Flava Flav and it’s hogging up all the room. This really chaps my anus. But, let’s talk about other stuff. Eclair! I love Eclair. The stuff is so cute and well made. I’ve got on this little printed peplum skirted dress, which is mesh, and is perfection. Go check them out. Also, Swallow has released some new shades (not pictured because I’m poor) and gorgeous drop earrings, pictured above. The earrings are only 90L and they come in like 5 different colors so go snag those. I’m gonna go overdose on antibiotic pills and ice cream. The ice cream doesn’t really help my teeth, but no one needs to know that.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Simplest Bob in Grain by Epoque *hair fair gift from a while ago so I don’t think it’s for sale*
Skin: Eva in SPF200 Yellow Tan by Vive 9
Eyebrows: Anthology of Transition #2 by La Malvada Mujer
Blush: LG Concept
Eyeshadow: Eyeliner Summer in Black by MONS
Dress: Vera Dress by Eclair
Stole: Dark Fur Stole in P by Paper Couture
Harness: Gold Harness by Milk Motion
Heels: Arch Boots in Nude by HOF
Earrings: Mesh Drop Earring in White by ^^swallow^^
Ring: Semi Precious Stone Ring in Opal by DDL
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Pose: tram

 

Mulah of The King

Post: Hello! No, I haven’t died. I’m just beaching and it makes me very weary, so I don’t log on much. Well, I do log on, but I don’t blog. I think I’m losing my touch. I’m also reading a lot. I’m currently reading East Of Eden by John Steinbeck. It’s a good book. I’ll link you to a synopsis so that I don’t take up a lot of space. The setting and the idea seems like it won’t be very interesting, but once you start reading, you won’t stop. Then after this one, I’m gonna continue The Crimson Portrait. It’s about a woman in the early 1900s who loses her husband in the war and lets the military use her mansion as a hospital for wounded soldiers and then she gets the chance to remake her husbands face through the face of a wounded soldier. They perform face surgery on him. Nuts, isn’t it. So, I think I should be the spokegirl for Paper Couture Jewelry. I wear a lot of it, and I bought a whole collection’s worth a few days ago. I think I was slightly drugged by all the seawater I swallow by accident. I love their jewelry because its large and brightly colored and shiny. It’s very faux looking and I love that. Real jewelry is too small. The collections get cheaper once time goes by, so I took advantage. The little yellow number is from LMK, which closed. Sorry, I was cleaning out my closet and decided to wear it, but maybe if you like harass Polina, she’ll sell it to you. (I doubt it). Have we seen National Anthem by Lana Del Rey? It’s a cool video. This little outfit reminds me of Jackie. If we haven’t done the above things, we must get to them now. So, go read a book, buy a collection’s worth of jewelry, harass LMK, and watch Lana Del Rey. Go! Get to it Goddamnit!

The Model Wears:
Hair: Back Burner in Void by Genetic *bun part*
Hairbase:  Femme Fatale Bun in Black by Paper Couture
Skin: Nyx by Fashionably Dead
Eyebrows & Teeth: Custom Made Face by La Malvada Mujer
Blush: Blush in Brown by LG Concept
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s

Dress: Mini Babydoll Dress in Yellow by LMK
Stockings: Day Tights in Cream by Handmade
Heels: Move Pumps in Nude by Elikatira

Rings: Water Over Wine Ring, Diamond Encrusted Square Cut Amethyst Ring by Paper Couture
Necklace: Agate Bib Necklace by Paper Couture
Earrings: Ewa Ram Earrings in Gold by LaGyo
Glasses: Anouk Glasses by Yummy in Tortoise *Color Change*

Pose: All Things This Way by PDA

A Jeweled Kebab

Post: Hello! How you’ve been? I’ve been alright. Getting over my dog. Maybe I’ll get another one in the future. So, what the hell is a kebab and should you put jewels in or on it? Well, according to Wikipedia, a kebab is “is a wide variety of meat dishes originating in Iran (Persia) and later on adopted in the MiddleEast,Turkey, SouthAsia and AsiaMinor, that are now found worldwide. In English, kebab with no qualification generally refers more specifically to shish kebab served on the skewer.” Now, don’t throw rocks at me if thats not right, I have no flipping idea. I bet it’s delicious. I would definitely serve my kebab with jewels but I probably wouldn’t eat the jewels, only if they’re those ring pops. I was a sucker for those. Ha another ironic play on words. I used to wear like five at the same time. I felt like a sticky Liz Taylor. Chic2 is still going on… I think. I should be blogging for them but I wasn’t in the mood and I just had to blog about the new turbans by Yummy. Jesus, I love turbans. Did the Jesus people wear turbans? I sure hope so. I’ve already established that if I were ever cast for a Jesus movie, not that I’m auditioning, I’d be Mary Magdalene. No reason. I just think she’d have swag. I do apologize for seeming blasphemous, but I do have religious faith, so I can say these things. Anyways, I would shave my head and just wear those, just like Catherina Baba. She’s a cool ass chick. She wears turbans and rocks them. The turbans come in white, yellow, and mint for Collabor 88 June. Hopefully new colors and prints will be released pronto. Everything else is recycled except for the semi new Bowie Heels by Fashionably Dead. Go shove a kebab in your mouth.

The Model Wears; (Jesus, I gotta do everything. The model’s me, you know.)
Turban: Fabby Turban in Mint by Yummy *Collabor 88*
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by FD
Eyebrows: Anthology of Transition #2 *eyebrows only* by La Malvada Mujer
Lipstick: Lola Lipstick in Pale by Handmade
Blush: Blushes in Brown by LG Concept
Shirt: Oversize Dress in Nude by Vanguard
Pants: High Waisted Cigarette Trousers in Cream by ISON
Belt: Lucid Belt in Yellow by fri.day
Necklaces: Pearl Strand Set & Encrusted Emerald Set by Paper Couture
Earrings: Crystal Chandelier Earrings by Paper Couture
Boots: Bowie Heels in Floral 2 by FD
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Pose: Skin & Bones

Where The Hell Are The Bikinis?

Post: Hello! I’m mad. Grrr. So, I finally opened up my heart and mind to new experiences, such as Firestorm, and it sucks anus. Maybe not something as drastic as anus, more like popsicles. I shall tell you why. I like to take on location photos and I use everything SL has to offer such as the wind-light and clouds, but to get those you need to hike up graphics. When I do that, Firestorm crashes. So I was told I need to deselect the basic shaders box and then the clouds don’t show. Grrr. Annoying. I don’t know how to fix it, so if you do, holla at your homegirl. Also, no one has made bikinis or swimwear yet. Well, maybe they have but I haven’t been notified. It’s high school all over again. I’m pushed to the corner along with my fellow whores. Even though I wasn’t a whore in high school. I was nice. Anywho, I want swimwear! Some very vintage and cool, like something Wallis Simpson would wear. So I guess because I don’t have any swimwear, I gotta wear hot-pants and a sheer button shirt so now you get camel toe and nipples. Take that world. The picture sucks, look at my fake clouds and birds. Pathetico. Whatever. Oh, I’m also pissed off because. Got an epiphany. My battery pack broke so I had to pay hundreds of dollars for a battery pack. Now that sucks anus. Big anus. Ugh! Btw, let me know about any new swimwear!

The Model Wears:
Headpiece: Ce Cubic Effect
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Eyebrows: La Malvada Mujer
Shirt: ISON
Shorts: R.icielli
Glasses: Priss
Nails: Izzie’s
Feet: SLink
Bracelet: Armidi
Earrings: 7891

Knitted Flowers

Post: Hello! I’m on a roll. Two posts in 19 hours. I’ve never done that. I’ve gotten a lot of time on my hands so I’m using it. I guess I’ve got a creative spark this week. I should be at the gym, but I guess I’m not going today. I’ve been trying to go hard at the gym so I can look even more fitter for this summer, but its hard work. My dog has to go out so I should be doing that, but I’m not. He’s a pain anyways. And a little thief. He stole a bone from some old man’s car today. Embarrassing. He’s an ass. But anywho, a new store has opened in SL called Millesime, owned by Egypt (poloxstar.collazo). It’s unisex and it’s got cute tanks and sweaters like the one pictured above. I don’t usually ask for blog review items because I don’t like asking for things and what if I get turned down? Oh the agony! But, I asked Egypt and he was very kind and gave me the above sweater. I love it. It’s big and loose and I love the prints. It’s mesh like everything else in SL these days. But, I’ve kinda started to like mesh and Firestorm. So, I guess its time for new things. I’m gonna shut down my computer today for a good two days. I need a break and a life, before my eyeballs melt. I’ve been trying to watch the last Harry Potter movie but I can’t. There’s that terrible snake. I am terrified of snakes. Like, don’t play. I will freak. It’s crazy. So I keep trying to watch it and the snake keeps coming up when I least expect it and it’s so big and scary, then I start to feel things on my legs. It’s nuts. I need snake therapy.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Back Burner in Void by Epoque (Genetic Pack)
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Eyebrows: Anthology of Transition #2 by La Malvada Mujer
Sweater: Loose Sweater in Floral by Millesime *Mesh*
Shirt: Denim X Leather Jacket in Worn by by Lethal Couture
Skirt: Oxford Pencil Skirt in Airline Blue by Mon Tissu *Rigged Mesh*
Stockings: Chess Tights by Izzie’s *Part of Patterned Tights pack
Shoes: Topen Platforms in Tan by Vive9
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Rings: Shield Rings in Silver by LaGyo
Necklace: Knotted Snake Chain Necklace by Paper Couture
Earrings: Cheney Earrings in Gold by 7891
Pose: Humdrum by PDA

Trina, You Bitch!

Post: Hello! Oh Sweet Mary Magdalene, I sure have to pee. I should go to the bathroom, it isn’t healthy for my body to hold in so much urine. It’s probably why I’m bloated. I just don’t have the strength to get up. I worked out yesterday. It was intense. I went during my regular hours and it was raining so there were no Mexicans there. So, anyways, I kinda (because I don’t promise anything) promised a synopsis of The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood. It’s a story within within. There’s three stories. The story of Iris as she becomes older and closer to death and how she’s struggling with that. Her part is very comical, made me laugh. She decided to write the story of her life and her sister’s, Laura, life as well. She recounts their childhood, Iris’s marriage to a rich business man who ends up raping Laura and then places her in an asylum and has her baby aborted, she always shares her and Laura’s affair with the same man upto the point where Laura drives Iris’s car off a bridge. Laura is a weird but interesting character. Then, in between these chapters there’s the story called The Blind Assassin, which is about two unnamed lovers who meet secretly. he’s a storywriter and he tells her the sci fi story of the blind assassin that saves the tongueless princess from being sacrificed. The story of the lovers is then published under Laura’s name, even though the story is Iris’s and is about her affair with Alex Thomas. It’s a great book. Go read it. I love this pencil skirt. Great stuff. I was a big fan of MichaMi, but I had forgotten about then. New stuff at MichaMi & Lethal Couture. Go shop.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Paper Couture
Skin:Fashionably Dead
Lips: Pididdle
Shirt: Lethal Couture
Skirt: MichaMi
Stockings: No. 9
Boots: Fashionably Dead
Earrings: Paper Couture
Rings: LaGyo & DDL
Glasses: Priss
Pose: LAP