Alias Wallis

Post:  Hello! How is everyone? There’s such a huge coat of fog over Boston. It’s a little frightening, like that movie where the fog takes over and then scary things happen. Speaking of movies, I watched some movies over the last few days. I watched W.E by Madonna. I’ve been dying to see it and I after I did, I kinda wanna change my wardrobe and just wear A line dresses with belts. Its so glam. The movie’s pretty good, I loved the costumes and scenery. Andrea Risenborough is a kick ass actress. She’s so good. The story line is pretty good, but Madonna had said she wanted to portray Wallis Simpson’s feelings about marrying a man who was willing to abdicate the throne because of her, and I feel the film lacked that. We only get to see a raw Wallis during one of the closing scenes where her letters are being read and that’s like two minutes of screen time. I wish the film showed more of her suffering, if she was suffering, which I think she was because her commitment to him was stronger than just marriage morals, but he gave up everything for her, so they’re relationship was unbreakable. Madonna has kick ass skills with camera movement and filming. The scenes are filmed in such a cool way. Good eye. I also watched Elizabeth: The Golden Age. It was also good, but I also felt like the story was rushed. The costumes and acting was superb, but like the attack on England was like two seconds, and Elizabeth’s character was a bit muted of what she must of been like. I think that for me to love a movie, it would have to be directed by me. Then, I would be completely satisfied. Switching gears, I visited Culture Shock. I bought some stuff like this gorgeous ISON jumpsuit. I also bought the lace gown because you never know when you’re gonna need a gown. I also bought some jewelry from LaGyo and then I crashed and I don’t have the strength to go back, because I don’t like fair like events. It’s the lag, and the nakedness of it. I gotta walk about naked and ramming into people like the whore from babylon. So, I’ll pass. But I never am able to resist, so go visit Culture Shock.

The SuperModel Wears; (I don’t have the strength to write out full credits, sorry!)
Hair: S h i
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Lips: Pididdle
Jumpsuit: ISON *Culture Shock*
Shirt: ISON
Belt: fri.day
Heels: House Of Fox
Rings: LaGyo *Culture Shock*, Paper Couture
Necklace: Paper Couture
Pose: tram

Highlighter Pink Ink

Post:  Hello! I had something important to share but I can’t seem to remember. It probably wasn’t important. I don’t really like sharing. I dread participation points. Sorry that I’m not an attention whore who doesn’t jump at every opportunity to share my life story. That’s why I made a blog, so I can share when I feel like it and there isn’t a dumb bitch standing there trying to look sympathetic towards my teenage struggles which include not finding the right shade of lipstick from the 99 cent store. I’m a nude lip girl! Damn corporations. Wow, tense energy. I think I might need a hug right after I deck someone. Sorry…anger problems, already medicated for them. So, what’s popping? It sure isn’t my 99 cent store lipgloss. Ugh, I have ticks! I know, mega gross. I took my dog to the dog park, he’s a beagle, and he likes to go hunting and I like to give him some foreplay before we get home to have doggy sex so I let him walk through the field or whatever and I’m being attacked by big black ticks. That would’ve been a good place to place a typo. “I’m being attacked by big black dicks”, which is incorrect because I don’t let black children holler at this. Sorry black children. I’m not a racist, I’m just afraid of wginormous penises inside of me. According to WordPress, wginormous is a word. Who the hell is in charge of spell check? Anywho, I’m wearing some cool ass leggings by Vive 9. Is the 9 separate from Vive? I’m never sure. I like that they’re high waist. Coolios. Everything else is recycled. Go buy some tick & fleas spray, they’re everywhere.

The SuperModel Wears; 

Hair: Bedhead in Washed Out by Lamb
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Lips: Lola in Turquoise by Handmade
Blouse: Sheer Layered Shirt in Charcoal by ISON
Shirt: Lace Top in Black by Madsy *Closed*
Pants: Chain Illusion Leggings in Pink by vive 9
Shoes: Basic Pumps in Cream by fri.day
Ring: I’ll Rock You by Glow Studio
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Glasses: Samuel Glasses in Tortoise Shell/Black Lens by Alphavillain
 Pose: PDA

Wigstruck

Post:  Hello! What’s popping hot stuff? I was told that I shouldn’t say “what’s up?” nevertheless “what’s popping?”. I should stick to the pretty nice girl business and just say “how are you?” and distort my face into a sincere smile.  I don’t know if I can do that. I like to experiment. I also love the word baboon. It just rolls off of the tongue like nobody’s business. I had a list of rolling off the tongue words but I forgot them. I’ve got a paper to write about the soundtrack of my life. I don’t remember most of my life, so I don’t know what I’m gonna do. I’ll probably make up some dramatic events, or I’ll write it in hypothetical terms such as, “If I were ever cast in a Woody Allen movie, I would like for Blue Jeans by Lana Del Rey to play as I walk out of Penn Station onto the street. I’m wearing a fabulous  belted trench-coat with sheer black stockings. My hair is parted in the middle with long gorgeous waves with ombre looking californian highlights. My lips are full and red. I fumble with my pocketbook hung to my arm by with long golden intertwined chain, finally finding my pack cigarettes. I walk down the street as I pull out a cigarette from my pack and light it, taking a puff and releasing a large cloud of smoke, polluting the smoggy NYC air. My hands are covered in different rings. I’m walking like a supermodel, one foot in front of the other. Then, I trip in fall and the music changes.” There’s my essay. Anywho, those super uper cool pants are from Keane. They’re mesh and come in baggy and extra baggy. They also come with a cute belt. The pants are gorge. Everything else is recycled, except the new hair by epoque. It’s the guy hair thats like a pomp with shaved sides. See ya soon, gotta go kill people for my essay.

The Model Wears:
Hair:Pomp It Up in Void by Epoque
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Jacket: One Buttons Blazer in Leopard by ISON
Shirt:  Graphic Tee  in Merci Beau Coup by tres blah
Pants: Croatia Pants in Blue by Keane
Earrings: Ewa Ram Earrings in Gold by LaGyo
Glasses: Jackie O. Sunglasses by Nylon Outfitters
Shoelace: Shoelace Headband by =FT
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Shoes: UBU Drunks by Urban Bomb Unit
Pose: Ribbon

Whiskey in a teacup

Post: Hello! I just ate way too much pizza and Spongebob is on way too loud. My neighbors hate me. It’s like living next door to a ten year old. I’m 18 so I have no idea what whiskey tastes like. I’ve had some wine, but I thought it was bitter so I added some sugar to it and ate some chocolate with it. Yum yum. I’ve also had some vodka mixed drinks, like sprite and apple vodka. Teenage stuff. I’ve never had beer or cherry schnapps in the velvet night. I’m more of an herb person, if you follow my drift.  It’s less harsh on my throat and I don’t vomit or act like a disgustingly trashy drunk who’ll put anything in her mouth. That’s not cute boo boo. So what if some of my brain cells get killed? I can spell my name and recognize body parts, what else do you need in life?  But, when I become a drinker, I would like to have all my alcoholic drinks from a tea cup instead of a flask. No, I’m not a Lady Gaga copier or whatever you call those (and she’s stop with the teacup thing and she actually drinks tea). I’ve always been fascinated by tea cups. I love them. They’re so fragile and elegant. Tea party at my place! I want champagne in a teacup instead of a flute. Fuck my anus, my mom’s hollering about me being on the computer at10:22 p.m.eastern time. She hasn’t realized its spring break or that I’m 18. I’m practically a woman. Just don’t bring that up when she starts the “go out on your own speech”. I kinda think she thinks I’m a porn cam star on here. Well mother, I’m not. I don’t come online to rub my kashlopis for little teenage boys or old men. Anywho, Fleshtone has this cute gown on sale (top pictured above) and I love it. The print is gorgeous and so is its design. Also, Ison has released the blazers from the vintage fair. I had thought to drop Harry a memo offering him some cash to make me those blazers in different colors but he’s ahead of my thought process. Might be the herbs kicking in. Oh shut up. Everything else is recycled. Go do something fun.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Epoque *Old hair fair gift, no longer averrable*
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Makeup: La Malvada Mujer
Jacket: ISON
Shirt: Fleshtone *part of a gown*
Pants: ISON
Socks: So Many Styles
Shoes: COCO
Nails: Izzie’s
Earrings: Paper Couture
Scarf: Milk Motion
Pose: Del May

The Subway Gurl

Post: Hello! I’m using the WordPress quick post thing. They add a polaroid border around the picture, I like that. Good job WordPress. I shouldn’t keep mocking WordPress because someday I’m gonna log on and my blog will be gone from the face of planet cyber earth. So, what’s up peeps? This pic is old, like three days old and I still haven’t blogged it because WordPress was being a cuntoris and I wasn’t sure if I like it or not. It’s kinda dark. I like bright deep colors and this picture is kinda without it. I don’t know. I wanted to blog this picture because of this uber super cute shirt from ISON at collarbor88. Harry sent these shirt layers that you should wear under the shirt, but what’s the point of wearing a sheer shirt just for the illusion and not the nipple. Also, Priss released some new stuff that include this uber cute skirt, ugh I sound like a white peers with my uberness talk, and those glasses that are hot. Veyr summer. I’m on spring break. I’m gonna tan on my porch while Mr. Humbert watches me. See ya soon!

The Model Wears:
Hair: S h i (Comes with Paper Collar)
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Glasses: Priss (NEW)
Shirt: ISON (COLLARBOR88)
Skirt: Priss (NEW (they have them in solids))
Necklace: Paper Couture
Nails: Izzie’s

Chinese Flowers On My Back

Post: Hello! Finally, I got a little time to unwind. My first week back to school and I’m pooped. My eyelids hurt. It’s bad. I’m gonna finish this post, shower, and sleep. Anywho, I’m not a fan of color backgrounds. I love looking at them, but I feel like they’re a bigger hassle to do because of the green screen. I don’t have patience this week to hunt a location and I’m getting sick of the ones I’m using. So, there it is. I also wanted to blog now because I found this GATO sweater in my closet and I just had to blog it. I have a mon tissu skirt that I’ve wanting to blog but I just can’t find the right outfit. Ugh, annoying. Anywho, I’ll see you guys soon.

The Model Wears;
Hair: Brunch Queen in Bliss by Epoque
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Bird Skin by Fashionably Dead
Sweater: Sofa Jacket by GATO
Shirt: Abstract Sit Crew in Black by Nylon Outfitters
Pants: High Waisted Cigarette Trousers in Cream by ISON
Belt: Lucid Belt in Yellow by fri.day
Shoes: High Oxford Shoes in Black by Tesla
Necklace: Eleganzah Pearl Necklace in Chrome by La BlaQ

Censored Madames

Post: Hello! I cleaned out my invetory today. It’s so amazing to click the press the delete button and remove all those newbie clothing. But, I also found out I have very little clothing and I need to go shopping. Good excuse Leona. Anywho, I found an Epoque wig in the process and I love it. It’s a PAST hair fair gift so don’t go begging for it. Maybe we can get a petition signed to have this hair released because its uber chic and simple, or else Vintage might not budge. The second pic is just a humorous picture of trashiness and a on purpose nip slip. I gotta got to lunch. Don’t you love those House Of Fox shoes, imagine wearing them. Yikes. Ok, see ya.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Epoque (Past Hair Fair Gift)
Skin: Tres Blah
Lipstick: Pididdle
Glasses: Alphavillian
Jacket: Epoque
Vest: Vive9
Shirt: Emery
Pants: ISON
Belt: R.icielli
Shoes: House of Fox
Bag: Epoque
Earrings: Paper Couture
Necklace: Paper Couture

The Stiffest, The Starchiest, The Better

Post: Hello! Kelly Clarkson is so loud in my ears, I can’t even think, but lets try. So, lets get down to business. Rollyn Resident has launched a clothing line called Vanguard. The clothing is super glamour, haute couture, and well put together which is a plus with me. Her line consists of several gowns, short dresses, very elegant pieces. I hate when designers photoshop their ads and then when you buy the clothes, it looks crappy and impossibly editable. But, thats not Rollyn’s case. Her main store will be opening soon, but in the meanwhile, her clothes can be bought at the marketplace. The black gown pictured is from Vanguard. I love the way she includes several skirt, to make the skirt thicker. I also adore the top skirt she sends which is kind of like a longer veil type skirt which I feel is very cool.

ISON released a new fur belted vest. Very glam. It’s for project themeory ( i might’ve butchered that) Go pick up! everything else is recycled.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Paper Couture
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Dress: Vanguard
Vest: ISON
Necklace: Paper Couture

The Man Who Knew Marilyn

Hello! Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Americans! I hope everyone had a good turkey day and if you’re a Brit, Scot, Spanish etc. Hello to you as well! So, I’m obsessed with Shake It Out by Florence + The Machine. First, I love her. She was red hair which I feel is so extremely special, I don’t know why people hate gingahs, I adore them. She also has gorgeous eyes, they’re kinda droopy looking but gorgeous. Second, her voice and music is cool. Love it, it’s been on repeat for way too long. Anywho, I’ve watching/listening to the song on youtube and the teaser for My Week With Marilyn usually pops up. I’m obsessed with that idea. I’ve always wondered what she was like, who’s met her for who she was. It’s just like common day celebrities, I’m not a fanatic, but I would love to follow them for a day to see their lives, their souls. Cheesy I know. But I’ve always wondered who the legend Marilyn Monroe was, why she killed herself, was life as glamourous as it looked. It’s facinating to me and if a man actually got to spend a week with Marilyn, as her lover, knowing who she was inside, learning every inch of her body is mind blowing. Of course, theres no real way to know if the movie’s story is real, but just the idea of it provokes my brain cells. The picture wasn’t supposed to have a cinematic black and white feel to it but it did. So, who was this man who knen Marilyn? What did he discover? I wonder.

The Model Wears:
Hair: !lamb
Skin: Tres Blah
Lips: Pididdle
Glasses: La Malvada Mujer
Hat: LaGyo
Pants: ISON
Belt: R.icielli

We Won’t Run!

Hello! I’m thinking of getting rid of the “Post” before my posts. It’s obvious that its a post. Anyways, Hawthorne released cute new purses today!! They are like oversized clutches and they come in shoulder (with the chain) and hand (with the chain on top of the top flap). You have to purchase them separately, which is a bummer, but the awesome design makes up for it. The purses come in pink, white, red, taupe (beige/tan), navy and black. They’re called Nostalgia. Gorge. Also, Peqe released the Inex jeans for the Fall 2011 collection a while ago but I haven’t had a chance to blog them. They are super high waist (right under the breasts) and have a super ultra flair. Elongates the torso and thickens the legs. Gorge as well. The blazer is from the vintage fair collection by ISON. Everything else is recycled. Ugh, I need to blow my nose. I wish SL had thrift shops that I could sell my overused clothes at and replace my wardrobe with someone else’s like Vega Arida. Why am I not a Linden?

The Model Wears:
Hair: Ethan in Dark Brown 01 by Burley
Skin: C88 Neon Corner in Dark Brows by Tres Blah
Glasses: Tapered Glasses in Grey by Epoque
Blazer: One Button Blazer in Red by ISON|
Top: Lace Onesie in White by Epoque
Pants: Inex Jeans in Soft Black by Peqe
Necklace: Pearl Strand Necklace by Paper Couture
Earrings: Oversized Enamel Loop Earrings by Paper Couture
Purse: Nostalgia in Taupe by Hawthorne *NEW*
Pose: PDA

Soundtrack: Midnight City by M83