Alias Wallis

Post:  Hello! How is everyone? There’s such a huge coat of fog over Boston. It’s a little frightening, like that movie where the fog takes over and then scary things happen. Speaking of movies, I watched some movies over the last few days. I watched W.E by Madonna. I’ve been dying to see it and I after I did, I kinda wanna change my wardrobe and just wear A line dresses with belts. Its so glam. The movie’s pretty good, I loved the costumes and scenery. Andrea Risenborough is a kick ass actress. She’s so good. The story line is pretty good, but Madonna had said she wanted to portray Wallis Simpson’s feelings about marrying a man who was willing to abdicate the throne because of her, and I feel the film lacked that. We only get to see a raw Wallis during one of the closing scenes where her letters are being read and that’s like two minutes of screen time. I wish the film showed more of her suffering, if she was suffering, which I think she was because her commitment to him was stronger than just marriage morals, but he gave up everything for her, so they’re relationship was unbreakable. Madonna has kick ass skills with camera movement and filming. The scenes are filmed in such a cool way. Good eye. I also watched Elizabeth: The Golden Age. It was also good, but I also felt like the story was rushed. The costumes and acting was superb, but like the attack on England was like two seconds, and Elizabeth’s character was a bit muted of what she must of been like. I think that for me to love a movie, it would have to be directed by me. Then, I would be completely satisfied. Switching gears, I visited Culture Shock. I bought some stuff like this gorgeous ISON jumpsuit. I also bought the lace gown because you never know when you’re gonna need a gown. I also bought some jewelry from LaGyo and then I crashed and I don’t have the strength to go back, because I don’t like fair like events. It’s the lag, and the nakedness of it. I gotta walk about naked and ramming into people like the whore from babylon. So, I’ll pass. But I never am able to resist, so go visit Culture Shock.

The SuperModel Wears; (I don’t have the strength to write out full credits, sorry!)
Hair: S h i
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Lips: Pididdle
Jumpsuit: ISON *Culture Shock*
Shirt: ISON
Belt: fri.day
Heels: House Of Fox
Rings: LaGyo *Culture Shock*, Paper Couture
Necklace: Paper Couture
Pose: tram

Highlighter Pink Ink

Post:  Hello! I had something important to share but I can’t seem to remember. It probably wasn’t important. I don’t really like sharing. I dread participation points. Sorry that I’m not an attention whore who doesn’t jump at every opportunity to share my life story. That’s why I made a blog, so I can share when I feel like it and there isn’t a dumb bitch standing there trying to look sympathetic towards my teenage struggles which include not finding the right shade of lipstick from the 99 cent store. I’m a nude lip girl! Damn corporations. Wow, tense energy. I think I might need a hug right after I deck someone. Sorry…anger problems, already medicated for them. So, what’s popping? It sure isn’t my 99 cent store lipgloss. Ugh, I have ticks! I know, mega gross. I took my dog to the dog park, he’s a beagle, and he likes to go hunting and I like to give him some foreplay before we get home to have doggy sex so I let him walk through the field or whatever and I’m being attacked by big black ticks. That would’ve been a good place to place a typo. “I’m being attacked by big black dicks”, which is incorrect because I don’t let black children holler at this. Sorry black children. I’m not a racist, I’m just afraid of wginormous penises inside of me. According to WordPress, wginormous is a word. Who the hell is in charge of spell check? Anywho, I’m wearing some cool ass leggings by Vive 9. Is the 9 separate from Vive? I’m never sure. I like that they’re high waist. Coolios. Everything else is recycled. Go buy some tick & fleas spray, they’re everywhere.

The SuperModel Wears; 

Hair: Bedhead in Washed Out by Lamb
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Lips: Lola in Turquoise by Handmade
Blouse: Sheer Layered Shirt in Charcoal by ISON
Shirt: Lace Top in Black by Madsy *Closed*
Pants: Chain Illusion Leggings in Pink by vive 9
Shoes: Basic Pumps in Cream by fri.day
Ring: I’ll Rock You by Glow Studio
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Glasses: Samuel Glasses in Tortoise Shell/Black Lens by Alphavillain
 Pose: PDA

It’s My Birthday, And I’ll Cry If I Want too!

Post: Hello! It’s my birthday. Actually, it’s not until Monday, the 26th of March 1993. But who wants a birthday on Monday? Yuck. If I get a cheery happy birthday on Monday, I might deck someone. So, I’m 19! I’m a woman. Just don’t tell my mom. I can now have sex with BOYS! You can tell my mom that. I love to tell her I’m pregnant. But, I do it on such a regular basis that she doesn’t believe me anymore. I probably won’t have sex with men or little testosterone lacking little giggling boys. I do my homework and it’s easier that way. So, I revisited Cashmere. I had forgotten about this store. I tried to get the hairless photographed for free as a blogging price but the owner wouldn’t do it, but i bought it today. So, upstairs they have a male store called Keane. He or She’s got the cutest stuff eva. It’s all male stuff, but that just adds some urban bagginess to it. I bought some pants and a cool suit and these pants I’m wearing are from Cashmere actually. I’m not sure if the print from the jacket and the pants actually match, but I don’t care, it’s my birthday. I had some cake today. Yummy yum yum. I’ll see ya later. My mom’s hollering like a harlot singing in the garden, kiss me on my open mouth. Bye.

The Model Wears;
Hair: Cashmere
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Jacket: Aoharu *I always butcher this name & I don’t have SL open. Sorry.*
Pants: Cashmere
Shirt: Chantkare
Heels: House Of Fox
Nails: Izzie’s
Glasses: Epoque
Necklace: LaGyo
Belt: fri.day
Pose: Del May

Jumping Jehovah!

  

Post: Whoo! Thats a lot of pictures. They’re kinda fucked up, I’m sorry. So, ladies and gents, I don’t discriminate, jumpsuits are back. I love jumpsuits. Zip zip its on and you look great. These are the necessary SL jumpsuits for this spring. You have the options of long, short, or mid, long sleeve or short, halter top etc. They’re all in vibrant colors and look best when belted. So go buy one and wear a belt.

These credits are for the big pictures.

1
Hair: Epoque *Old hair fair gift, no longer for sale*
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Makeup: Cheap Makeup
Necklace: Paper Couture
Shoes: Vive 9
Nails: Izzie’s
Jumpsuit: R.icielli

2
Hair: Elikatira
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Makeup: Cheap Makeup
Jumpsuit: Celoe
Shoes: Elikatira
Earrings: Paper Couture
Nails: Izzie’s

3
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Necklace: Paper Couture
Jumpsuit: Emery *not sure if on sale anymore*
Shoes: Lelutka
Nails: Izzie’s

4
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Shirt: LMK
Jumpsuit: Milk Motion *not sure if on sale anymore*
Earrings: FuLo
Belt: fri.day
Shoes: Epoque

5

Hair: Elikatira
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Earrings: FuLo
Jumpsuit: R.icielli
Bra: Epoque
Shoes: fri.day

Uptown downtown

Post: hello! I’m on my way to church. Yes, I’m a God fearing person. Hallelujer. So I was gonna blog something else but I had a burst of horniness which sprouted a flame of inspiration within me. I was just talking abour God wasn’t I. Well feeling horny is part of the life cycle, so you akward teenage girl, there’s nothing wrong with touching yourself. Just don’t use household objects and put them back. Yuck. So the skirt is by mon tissu and i bought it a while back and i didn’t know how to wear it so i guess i figured it out. I added the tights for a clash burst of color. The earrings are from barcode. They’re so cool. I love jewelry that is big ans flashy but not shiny and primy. Everything else is recycled.

Hair: epoque
Skin: fashionably dead
Glasses: alphavillan
Jacket: wasted youth *closed*
Jacket: lethal Couture
Skirt: mon tissu
Stockings: royal blue
Heels: fri.day
Nails: izzie’s
Earrings: barcode
Pose: pda

The Mud Piles

Post: Hello! I’ve been blogging an awful lot. Shooting them out of my anus like these professional bloggers. Sometimes I question how these chicks do it, it takes time and energy, so if you have a job, school, or a life its kinda hard. Maybe they’re robots like Jennifer Aniston. Is Aniston spelled like Anniston or Aniston? I’ve had time on my hands so I’ve been putting my hands to work, then I blog. Trying to get some humor into this post. I’ve decided that I don’t like mesh. I’ve been trying to wear certain mesh items and its kinda hard to layer. It’s annoying. Everything is so annoying. Grrr. Anywho, I’ll blog something else some other day.

The Model Wears:
Hair: S h i
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Vest: fri.day
Jacket: Lethal Couture
Pants: Paper Bag
Belt: Surf Couture
Necklace: Paper Couture
Heels: A Bomb
Gloves: Royal Blue
Pose: PDA

Chinese Flowers On My Back

Post: Hello! Finally, I got a little time to unwind. My first week back to school and I’m pooped. My eyelids hurt. It’s bad. I’m gonna finish this post, shower, and sleep. Anywho, I’m not a fan of color backgrounds. I love looking at them, but I feel like they’re a bigger hassle to do because of the green screen. I don’t have patience this week to hunt a location and I’m getting sick of the ones I’m using. So, there it is. I also wanted to blog now because I found this GATO sweater in my closet and I just had to blog it. I have a mon tissu skirt that I’ve wanting to blog but I just can’t find the right outfit. Ugh, annoying. Anywho, I’ll see you guys soon.

The Model Wears;
Hair: Brunch Queen in Bliss by Epoque
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Bird Skin by Fashionably Dead
Sweater: Sofa Jacket by GATO
Shirt: Abstract Sit Crew in Black by Nylon Outfitters
Pants: High Waisted Cigarette Trousers in Cream by ISON
Belt: Lucid Belt in Yellow by fri.day
Shoes: High Oxford Shoes in Black by Tesla
Necklace: Eleganzah Pearl Necklace in Chrome by La BlaQ

Bullett Necklace

Post: Hola! My blog sucks. I changed the url & now the syndication is fucked and I hate messing with this crap. I feel like I lost readers and such because of that, it was the worst thing I did. Oh well! I’m currently finishing a novel called The Robber Bride by Margaret Atwood and I have like 20 pages to go, but I don’t want to finish reading it. It’s a mystery kind of novel so the ending is the last piece to the puzzle & I hate finishing a good book because I keep comparing it to every other one I will try to read after this one. One thing I like to do is read the last page of every book first, so that maybe I can solve the novel while reading. I also like that in the beginning it means nothing, but when I reach that page, it makes sense. I probably sound like such a faggot but what can I do? “Did she just say faggot?” “Omg is a guy?!” No, I have a clitoris & the other accessories.  I wanna write a book someday, I have great novel ideas, I just need a writing coach to help me with setting up the novel etc. I hit the hair fair today. I am a faithful epoqueist so thats the only hair I bought. It’s the one photographed if you’re wondering. Its cute. Expensive for what it is, because its only a prim piece but Vin probably worked real hard on it, so who am I to judge? I also finally purchase the cute safari shorts at Lelutka. They’re cute! Love them. I hate fairs, it was sooo laggy there, someone should create an online bazaar fair thing. Jayaram 12! I’d be a great fashion president. I guess thats a wrap.

The Model Wears;

Hair: Guardian in Void by Epoque *Hair Fair*
Skin: Beach Baby in Smoky by Nylon Outfitters
Glasses: Oversized Shades in Muted by Epoque
Shirt: Part of Seen by Moonlight by Paper Couture
Pants: Safari Pants in Vanilla by Lelutka
Stockings: Sheer Tights in Black by Vive 9
Heels: Basic Pumps in Cream by fri.day
Collar: Gold Chocker by ICON
Bangle: Snakeskin Bangle in 14 Carrot Gold by Armidi
Earring: Oversized Enamel Loops by Paper Couture

Location: Silver Springs
Soundtrack: Girls Fall Like Dominoes by Nicki Minaj

Enough Estrogen To Go Around

Post: I can’t even breathe, that’s how clogged my nose is. I had when I get sick. So, I took a mini vacation to Brazil to visit my sick Nana & now I’m back and better than ever. I’m currently watching Mrs. Doubtfire, my favorite movie of all time. So, did you guys check out the skirt Light Claven made for TDR? It’s amazing. Also, there’s an awesome sale at sixty nine. All hairdos are 50L and they released a new pack of blondes, which I’m wearing in the above picture. Hawt. I’m gonna go get high off of cold medicine, see you guys soon.

The Model Wears;
Hair: MIMI 01 in Sandy Blonde by Sixty Nine
Skin: Slasher 04 Bird Skin by Fashionably Dead
Lips: Lost My Keys by Pididdle
Mustache: The Stern General in Softest Black by Clawtooth
Shirt: Sequin Jungle Top by Paper Couture
Pants: Georgie Tapered Trousers in Fallow by W&B
Belt: Lucid Belt in Yellow by fri.day
Brooch: Viscus Merte Flower Shoulder by equus
Location: Hathian
Soundtrack: Super Bass by Nicki Minaj & Judas by Lady Gaga

Yes, I Actually Eat & Look Hawt

Post: Celebrity Apprentice was off the chain. Hulu it if you missed it, its good quality drama. I think I’m coming down with something because I feel like shit. Not like regular shit, but like manure. Thats not a good sign. I’m exhausted so I’m not going to write much. I’ve been practicing my new photoshop moves, I hope my pictures look betta. If you want me to wear you’re stuff, just send it to me and I’ll do it. I’m your Jezbel, your whore, your muse. Use me.

The Models Wears:
Hair: Lucy.2 in Paranoid Black by Fri.day
Skin: Slasher 04 by Fashionably Dead
Teeth: Lara Stone by La Malvada Mujer
Shirt: Part of Beaded Top Gown by Paper Couture
Pads: Part of Rigid Bodysuit in Black by Epoque
Trousers: High Waist Spandex Trousers in Gray by Epoque
Heels: Baby T’s in Black by Pixel Mode