Knitted Flowers

Post: Hello! I’m on a roll. Two posts in 19 hours. I’ve never done that. I’ve gotten a lot of time on my hands so I’m using it. I guess I’ve got a creative spark this week. I should be at the gym, but I guess I’m not going today. I’ve been trying to go hard at the gym so I can look even more fitter for this summer, but its hard work. My dog has to go out so I should be doing that, but I’m not. He’s a pain anyways. And a little thief. He stole a bone from some old man’s car today. Embarrassing. He’s an ass. But anywho, a new store has opened in SL called Millesime, owned by Egypt (poloxstar.collazo). It’s unisex and it’s got cute tanks and sweaters like the one pictured above. I don’t usually ask for blog review items because I don’t like asking for things and what if I get turned down? Oh the agony! But, I asked Egypt and he was very kind and gave me the above sweater. I love it. It’s big and loose and I love the prints. It’s mesh like everything else in SL these days. But, I’ve kinda started to like mesh and Firestorm. So, I guess its time for new things. I’m gonna shut down my computer today for a good two days. I need a break and a life, before my eyeballs melt. I’ve been trying to watch the last Harry Potter movie but I can’t. There’s that terrible snake. I am terrified of snakes. Like, don’t play. I will freak. It’s crazy. So I keep trying to watch it and the snake keeps coming up when I least expect it and it’s so big and scary, then I start to feel things on my legs. It’s nuts. I need snake therapy.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Back Burner in Void by Epoque (Genetic Pack)
Skin: Bird Skin in Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Eyebrows: Anthology of Transition #2 by La Malvada Mujer
Sweater: Loose Sweater in Floral by Millesime *Mesh*
Shirt: Denim X Leather Jacket in Worn by by Lethal Couture
Skirt: Oxford Pencil Skirt in Airline Blue by Mon Tissu *Rigged Mesh*
Stockings: Chess Tights by Izzie’s *Part of Patterned Tights pack
Shoes: Topen Platforms in Tan by Vive9
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Rings: Shield Rings in Silver by LaGyo
Necklace: Knotted Snake Chain Necklace by Paper Couture
Earrings: Cheney Earrings in Gold by 7891
Pose: Humdrum by PDA

Sorry For Being Addicted To Bodysuits, Bitch!

Post:  Hey hey hey! I’ve been planning what to write in my sleep. I took this photo last night and I was prepping my blog post. I do that for everything. Most of my scholarly essays have been written that way, so you get a nice mixture of snoring, words, and drool. Yes, I drool and so are you right now while looking at my amazing figure. What, what? Get at me Jennifer Hudson. By Jove, I have a lot of anger as you can see.  So, you see, I have a crazy addiction. Jessie J and I share this addiction. I’m not proud of it because I’ve destructed many people’s stores while on the hunt for them. So, I would like to take this blog entry to make a formal apology, I’m not sure if Jessie J wants to do the same, she or her lawyers haven’t called me yet. Here goes: I’m sorry for being addicted to bodysuits. Did I keep a straight face? Damn it, I gotta work on that straight face, so that when I run for president, I’ll be able to stare straight into the camera lens and tell the world that, “No I’ll never use government money to pay for shoes.”, I gotta be able to pokerfaced. Anywho, I do love bodysuits. They’re so easy to wear and they look great. They versatile & look great with layers, without layers, with heels or sneakers, belted. I like baggier ones but I also like the skimpy skin tight like this one. Bold prints are big for the spring/summer this year and so is print clashing as pictured. I’ve also got a bindi on. I think they’re so cool. A nice touch of face jewelry. Go get a bodysuit, you might wanner pick up some Crisco to get into one of these skin thigh, I recommend the original brand, no store brand business. Bye.

The SuperModel Wears; (Yes, I’m a supermodel… I’ve got the license to prove it)
Hair: Femme Fatale Bun in Black by Paper Couture
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Black Brows by Fashionably Dead
Bindi: bindi in Blue by Zaara
Vest: Distressed Denim Vest in Grey by Vive9
Vest: Apolo Vest in Pale by H.Luzza
Shirt: Cropped Top in Floral Bev [03] by Emery
Bodysuit: Leopard Bz Bodysuit Original by !Redemption!
Glasses: Tapered Shades in Neutral by Epoque
Earrings: Pearl Cluster Studs by Paper Couture
Necklace: Upper Class Ghetto Necklace in Off White & Black by Royal Blue
Belt: Ryna Belt in Smoke by R.icielli
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Heels: Revolution Pumps in  Indigo by Epoque
Pose: PDA

Wigstruck

Post:  Hello! What’s popping hot stuff? I was told that I shouldn’t say “what’s up?” nevertheless “what’s popping?”. I should stick to the pretty nice girl business and just say “how are you?” and distort my face into a sincere smile.  I don’t know if I can do that. I like to experiment. I also love the word baboon. It just rolls off of the tongue like nobody’s business. I had a list of rolling off the tongue words but I forgot them. I’ve got a paper to write about the soundtrack of my life. I don’t remember most of my life, so I don’t know what I’m gonna do. I’ll probably make up some dramatic events, or I’ll write it in hypothetical terms such as, “If I were ever cast in a Woody Allen movie, I would like for Blue Jeans by Lana Del Rey to play as I walk out of Penn Station onto the street. I’m wearing a fabulous  belted trench-coat with sheer black stockings. My hair is parted in the middle with long gorgeous waves with ombre looking californian highlights. My lips are full and red. I fumble with my pocketbook hung to my arm by with long golden intertwined chain, finally finding my pack cigarettes. I walk down the street as I pull out a cigarette from my pack and light it, taking a puff and releasing a large cloud of smoke, polluting the smoggy NYC air. My hands are covered in different rings. I’m walking like a supermodel, one foot in front of the other. Then, I trip in fall and the music changes.” There’s my essay. Anywho, those super uper cool pants are from Keane. They’re mesh and come in baggy and extra baggy. They also come with a cute belt. The pants are gorge. Everything else is recycled, except the new hair by epoque. It’s the guy hair thats like a pomp with shaved sides. See ya soon, gotta go kill people for my essay.

The Model Wears:
Hair:Pomp It Up in Void by Epoque
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 by Fashionably Dead
Jacket: One Buttons Blazer in Leopard by ISON
Shirt:  Graphic Tee  in Merci Beau Coup by tres blah
Pants: Croatia Pants in Blue by Keane
Earrings: Ewa Ram Earrings in Gold by LaGyo
Glasses: Jackie O. Sunglasses by Nylon Outfitters
Shoelace: Shoelace Headband by =FT
Nails: Classic Nails by Izzie’s
Shoes: UBU Drunks by Urban Bomb Unit
Pose: Ribbon

Mathildes

Post: Hello! It’s my birthday. Birthdays, thank yous and congratulations make me nervous and nauseous. I get all acquired and don’t know what to do. I don’t like fussing over myself, I do that enough when I touch myself. So, what’s popping boo? I went to the gym. I love it when all the foreign latin men check out my spandex hugged buttocks when I go  to spray down that horrid brown paper with that disgusting mud water. That’s pretty much it about my life. Now, lets move on to SL. I visited Cashmere for their nice hairless, and I found out that Cashmere is shared with another store for men called Keane. I forgot who owns it, but I know that the clothes are off the chain. I love men’s clothing. It adds that Olsen twins bagginess that is spectacular. So, the suit jacket is from Keane. It’s exaggeratedly large and baggy. It looks like a double breasted suit with large large glamourous shoulder pads. The coloring and shadowing is great. Hate Me and Eat Me, owned by riri bizzle (her last name isn’t really bizzle) and they’re grandma glasses. They’re like bottle bottoms, which I love. They come in a bunch of colored lenses and frames. Go pick them up. Go have sex or something.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Jacket: Keane
Shirt: Lethal Couture
Skirt: Emery
Stockings: No. 9
Heels: Pixel Mode
Nails: Izzie’s
Earrings: Paper Couture
Glasses: h.m.a.e.m
Pose: Del May

It’s My Birthday, And I’ll Cry If I Want too!

Post: Hello! It’s my birthday. Actually, it’s not until Monday, the 26th of March 1993. But who wants a birthday on Monday? Yuck. If I get a cheery happy birthday on Monday, I might deck someone. So, I’m 19! I’m a woman. Just don’t tell my mom. I can now have sex with BOYS! You can tell my mom that. I love to tell her I’m pregnant. But, I do it on such a regular basis that she doesn’t believe me anymore. I probably won’t have sex with men or little testosterone lacking little giggling boys. I do my homework and it’s easier that way. So, I revisited Cashmere. I had forgotten about this store. I tried to get the hairless photographed for free as a blogging price but the owner wouldn’t do it, but i bought it today. So, upstairs they have a male store called Keane. He or She’s got the cutest stuff eva. It’s all male stuff, but that just adds some urban bagginess to it. I bought some pants and a cool suit and these pants I’m wearing are from Cashmere actually. I’m not sure if the print from the jacket and the pants actually match, but I don’t care, it’s my birthday. I had some cake today. Yummy yum yum. I’ll see ya later. My mom’s hollering like a harlot singing in the garden, kiss me on my open mouth. Bye.

The Model Wears;
Hair: Cashmere
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Jacket: Aoharu *I always butcher this name & I don’t have SL open. Sorry.*
Pants: Cashmere
Shirt: Chantkare
Heels: House Of Fox
Nails: Izzie’s
Glasses: Epoque
Necklace: LaGyo
Belt: fri.day
Pose: Del May

Jumping Jehovah!

  

Post: Whoo! Thats a lot of pictures. They’re kinda fucked up, I’m sorry. So, ladies and gents, I don’t discriminate, jumpsuits are back. I love jumpsuits. Zip zip its on and you look great. These are the necessary SL jumpsuits for this spring. You have the options of long, short, or mid, long sleeve or short, halter top etc. They’re all in vibrant colors and look best when belted. So go buy one and wear a belt.

These credits are for the big pictures.

1
Hair: Epoque *Old hair fair gift, no longer for sale*
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Makeup: Cheap Makeup
Necklace: Paper Couture
Shoes: Vive 9
Nails: Izzie’s
Jumpsuit: R.icielli

2
Hair: Elikatira
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Makeup: Cheap Makeup
Jumpsuit: Celoe
Shoes: Elikatira
Earrings: Paper Couture
Nails: Izzie’s

3
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Necklace: Paper Couture
Jumpsuit: Emery *not sure if on sale anymore*
Shoes: Lelutka
Nails: Izzie’s

4
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Shirt: LMK
Jumpsuit: Milk Motion *not sure if on sale anymore*
Earrings: FuLo
Belt: fri.day
Shoes: Epoque

5

Hair: Elikatira
Skin: Nylon Outfitters
Earrings: FuLo
Jumpsuit: R.icielli
Bra: Epoque
Shoes: fri.day

Whiskey in a teacup

Post: Hello! I just ate way too much pizza and Spongebob is on way too loud. My neighbors hate me. It’s like living next door to a ten year old. I’m 18 so I have no idea what whiskey tastes like. I’ve had some wine, but I thought it was bitter so I added some sugar to it and ate some chocolate with it. Yum yum. I’ve also had some vodka mixed drinks, like sprite and apple vodka. Teenage stuff. I’ve never had beer or cherry schnapps in the velvet night. I’m more of an herb person, if you follow my drift.  It’s less harsh on my throat and I don’t vomit or act like a disgustingly trashy drunk who’ll put anything in her mouth. That’s not cute boo boo. So what if some of my brain cells get killed? I can spell my name and recognize body parts, what else do you need in life?  But, when I become a drinker, I would like to have all my alcoholic drinks from a tea cup instead of a flask. No, I’m not a Lady Gaga copier or whatever you call those (and she’s stop with the teacup thing and she actually drinks tea). I’ve always been fascinated by tea cups. I love them. They’re so fragile and elegant. Tea party at my place! I want champagne in a teacup instead of a flute. Fuck my anus, my mom’s hollering about me being on the computer at10:22 p.m.eastern time. She hasn’t realized its spring break or that I’m 18. I’m practically a woman. Just don’t bring that up when she starts the “go out on your own speech”. I kinda think she thinks I’m a porn cam star on here. Well mother, I’m not. I don’t come online to rub my kashlopis for little teenage boys or old men. Anywho, Fleshtone has this cute gown on sale (top pictured above) and I love it. The print is gorgeous and so is its design. Also, Ison has released the blazers from the vintage fair. I had thought to drop Harry a memo offering him some cash to make me those blazers in different colors but he’s ahead of my thought process. Might be the herbs kicking in. Oh shut up. Everything else is recycled. Go do something fun.

The Model Wears:
Hair: Epoque *Old hair fair gift, no longer averrable*
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Makeup: La Malvada Mujer
Jacket: ISON
Shirt: Fleshtone *part of a gown*
Pants: ISON
Socks: So Many Styles
Shoes: COCO
Nails: Izzie’s
Earrings: Paper Couture
Scarf: Milk Motion
Pose: Del May

Fu(n)k your arse!

Post:  Hello! What’s up dawg? Ugh WordPress is already highlighting my words. Annoying! I’m listening to a song called Primadonna by Marina & The Diamonds. She’s so cute and I like her songs. I’ve been high as a kite on that nyquill. Love those. I hate it when i forget my ID to buy them, then they scrutinize me asking me if I’m actually 18. Then I gotta show my boobs and its a mess. Ok, so lets get down to business. Look at those shoes! They are from Hate Me and Eat Me. They are called Fu(n)k you shoes. They come in multiple colors which include emerald (middle) and electric blue (left). The left and right pictures are just hued so the shoes aren’t actually sold in those colors except the left which by conwinkidink is the same as electric blue. They also come in black, gold, and a nice pink nude color. They come with a matchable skin hud. WordPress is fucked, matchable is not a word and they didn’t spell squiggle that. They are so cool and well made. Sorry about the nudity, but sometimes being butt naked is easier than finding a whole outfit to blog and its cooler. Go pick them up. Leave me alone. Night

The Model Wears:
Hair: Epoque
Skin: Fashionably Dead
Earrings: Barcode
Shoes: h.m.a.e.m
Nails: Izzies
Pose: Skin&Bones

Uptown downtown

Post: hello! I’m on my way to church. Yes, I’m a God fearing person. Hallelujer. So I was gonna blog something else but I had a burst of horniness which sprouted a flame of inspiration within me. I was just talking abour God wasn’t I. Well feeling horny is part of the life cycle, so you akward teenage girl, there’s nothing wrong with touching yourself. Just don’t use household objects and put them back. Yuck. So the skirt is by mon tissu and i bought it a while back and i didn’t know how to wear it so i guess i figured it out. I added the tights for a clash burst of color. The earrings are from barcode. They’re so cool. I love jewelry that is big ans flashy but not shiny and primy. Everything else is recycled.

Hair: epoque
Skin: fashionably dead
Glasses: alphavillan
Jacket: wasted youth *closed*
Jacket: lethal Couture
Skirt: mon tissu
Stockings: royal blue
Heels: fri.day
Nails: izzie’s
Earrings: barcode
Pose: pda

Chinese Flowers On My Back

Post: Hello! Finally, I got a little time to unwind. My first week back to school and I’m pooped. My eyelids hurt. It’s bad. I’m gonna finish this post, shower, and sleep. Anywho, I’m not a fan of color backgrounds. I love looking at them, but I feel like they’re a bigger hassle to do because of the green screen. I don’t have patience this week to hunt a location and I’m getting sick of the ones I’m using. So, there it is. I also wanted to blog now because I found this GATO sweater in my closet and I just had to blog it. I have a mon tissu skirt that I’ve wanting to blog but I just can’t find the right outfit. Ugh, annoying. Anywho, I’ll see you guys soon.

The Model Wears;
Hair: Brunch Queen in Bliss by Epoque
Skin: Matte Cateye 5 in Bird Skin by Fashionably Dead
Sweater: Sofa Jacket by GATO
Shirt: Abstract Sit Crew in Black by Nylon Outfitters
Pants: High Waisted Cigarette Trousers in Cream by ISON
Belt: Lucid Belt in Yellow by fri.day
Shoes: High Oxford Shoes in Black by Tesla
Necklace: Eleganzah Pearl Necklace in Chrome by La BlaQ